Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway, and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week starting with the Democratic primary in New Hampshire and how Nancy Pelosi effectively killed Joe Biden's campaign by bringing impeachment charges, Yale and Harvard being investigated for shady financial ties to China and Saudi Arabia, Hitmen disguised as a doctor and a cop gun down prisoner being treated in hospital in Ecuador, people being outraged on CNN on how we treat terrorists, how the United States Led Entire World In Reducing CO2 Emissions In 2019, and NASA is hiring its next class of astronauts which will involve a man and a woman.