Ross Patterson, Dan Hollaway, and Jessie Wiseman bring you the realest fake news of the week including a wrap up of the Democratic Debate, Lebron now deciding he ISN'T a politician, 400 birds crashing into NASCAR's headquarter with no explanation, Shari Redstone wanting to create a "new" Fox News station, genital herpes cure being tested on animals, the US carrying out a cyber attack on Iran, Pope Francis fat shaming people on Twitter, and Elton John's insane new memoir.