Get Off My Lawn Podcast #37 | I'm Not Proud Of This But I Pretended I Was Retarded

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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #37 | I'm Not Proud Of This But I Pretended I Was Retarded

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Wherein I focus exclusively on all the hustles, scams, and cheats I have perpetuated over the years. We accompany each tale with a morality rating and I usually come out looking pretty bad.

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Mar 30, 2018

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We tried their way. We tried apologies, capitulation, and shame. Now it's time for them to try something: GET OFF MY LAWN. 531625

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