S5E09 - CHICK STUFF

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S5E09 - CHICK STUFF

FromGet Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

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104 minutes

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Oct 13, 2023

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After deep diving into AOC's farts, we laugh at Hamas, stand with Turtleboy, lament retardation, attack comedians, and discuss important chick stuff like choosing moths over babies and supporting Karens.

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Oct 13, 2023

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We tried their way. We tried apologies, capitulation, and shame. Now it's time for them to try something: GET OFF MY LAWN. 531625

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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #3 | I Screwed Up: Gavin begins the show lamenting the Weinstein victim he lost as a guest. He then uses Harvey’s crimes as an example of what happens when we pretend women and men are exactly the same. Finally, we discuss the left’s war on America and how it’s... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #4 | People In New York Smell Bad: Today we introduce several controversial ideas including the notion that you really don’t enjoy frozen french fries but you eat them out of habit. We examine the difference between the left’s enforcement of their own dogma and the right’s... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #12 | I Had A House in Costa Rica: Pura Vida! Today’s episode is all about my place in Costa Rica and the twisted culture that goes on in “Montefuma.” Not only are there endless mountains of cocaine, but murder and death are rampant. One guy even died of a hangover. I just sold... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #6 | Good Day and Welcome: Let’s meet Gavin’s dad, Jimmy McInnes who stopped in on his way to Florida to tell us all about life in the slums of Glasgow. He busted out of that hellhole and moved to England where he made Gavin and then brought the whole family to Canada.... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #7 | I Had A Funny Night Last Night: If you were to write a book on How to Ruin America it would read like a playbook for the left. They trivialize math so they can spout platitudes with no real data to back it up. They tell women to give up on being a mom and they tell men their... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #15 | I've met a lot of celebrities over the years: I’ve met tons of celebrities, not because I’m fabulous, but because that’s working in media for a quarter century. Like being a hairdresser or doing makeup. You get to know some. This episode grazes stories about Kimberly Guilfoyle, Jennifer... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #21 | On The Inside, I’m a Four: Outside of murder, mental illness, and drug addiction, family is forever. Friends however, renew their contract about once a year which is usually how often you have a really big fight. I just said a permanent goodbye to my pal of 35 years, Steve. You... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #13 | How To Pick up Chicks: Amidst all of this sexual harassment, we are starting to see young men completely give up. The cons are outweighing the pros, and the whole idea of courtship and romance is being replaced with porn and loneliness. In this crucial sex guide, I tell... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #14 | Tell me something that's true that almost nobody agrees with you on: PayPal founder Peter Thiel says this is the ideal question for job interviews, but it's also a great question for hanging out with your buddies in a bar. While playing this game over the holidays we learned: Mentors leave you worse off, teamwork... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #11 | As a cop, I've seen things that would make you crap a book on how to puke: As an entrepreneur, I’ve done very well for myself but as anyone who makes money will tell you, it’s one big win for every dozen or so failures. I made tons of money in real estate but lost tons of money to the restaurant business. I made great... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #10 | A Lot Of People Are Trying To Get Me Fired: I don’t necessarily want to talk about politics. I like talking about Beyoncé’s stupid hair or how men shouldn’t be riding on the back of motorbikes but the left has gone full “crazy ex-girlfriend” and is willfully ignoring real bigotry in... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #19 | Good Day I’m Winston Churchill: Very excited to have dead Prime Minister Winston Churchill guest host this week’s podcast. He’s been awoken from the slumber of death by all this recent Hollywood attention but it’s not making the egomaniac more proud. It’s actually making him... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #20 | My gay uncle just died: He was in his late 60s but he died in the closet last week and it breaks my heart. He was a great man who had a rough life and the idea of never openly being yourself just sounds like infinite torture to me. Poor bastard. May he rest in peace. by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #22 | I Used to Live in a Yuppie Building: To whine about gentrification and call it genocide is to be a giant cry baby that turns crime and degradation into some kind of sacred culture that must be preserved. That being said, living with yuppies is extremely irritating. They are spoiled brats... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #24 | Valentine's Day is for the Boys: Today, I talk about that awkward age for boys when girls go from having cooties to being goddesses. It’s fun reliving all these various stages with my own kids but I’m constantly amazed how much of parenting today is about keeping them away from... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #8 | It Sucks Being Famous: Gavin talks about why fame is really overrated. He tells a story about Justin Theroux's experience with paparazzi on his motorbike. After that he talks about a recent story from the New York Post about him and his former company. The podcast then... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn #30 | How To Be a Man.: Being a man isn’t about lifting 350lbs and knowing how to replace a carburetor. It’s about not being a self-hating pussy who can’t wait to show his weaknesses to the world. If you can’t be the man we all wish you could be, fake it. by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #18 | I don't like conservative events: Though “A Night For Freedom” and the insanity that surrounded it was covered in great detail on Monday’s “Get Off My Lawn,” I wanted a freebie for the masses so everyone could see how completely unhinged the Alt-Left have become. To have... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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Get Off My Lawn Podcast #33 | The Best Childhood: In this issue I try to sell you on the idea of having children because I use to be like you and my only regret is that I waited so long to have a family. Within this pitch, I also get into marriage tips like, “It’s OK to have a bad year” and... by Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes
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