Involuntary Questing: Heroes and Halflings, #2
By Aron Lewes
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Ah, home sweet home... or so I thought. Not long after I return to my hometown, I get an eviction notice pinned to my door.
No, this isn't an eviction, it's a deportation. By the queen's orders, half-orcs are no longer welcome in the city. That includes me.
I'm forced to leave my pub and go "questing," for lack of a better word. And because pretty Ed Muskin still owes me a favor, he's coming with me.
What kind of trouble are we going to get into now, I wonder?
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Involuntary Questing - Aron Lewes
Chapter One - Orca
The journey back to Bechley was entirely uneventful, and I'm happy about that. We aren't hounded by dragons, chased by spiders, or plagued by thieves. I feel pretty content as I drive through the city gates and return to the familiar stench of piss and liquor. Ahh... life in a big city. Isn't it great?
I ask Edward, Do you ever wonder why people choose to live in tiny boxes in compact places?
He answers my question with a question, which has always been a pet peeve of mine. What do you mean?
"I mean... cities. I take a deep breath before attempting to explain myself.
There's a whole world out there! Why do we live in crowded cities? Why don't more people just piss off and live in the woods where the air is fresher and you don't have to deal with arsehole neighbors?"
You hate camping,
Edward reminds me.
True... that's true.
I accept the truth with a lazy nod. "Still, I can see the appeal of not seeing people all the time."
After a few seconds of silence, Ed finally gives me a proper reply. He says, I think people choose to live in cities because of the convenience of it. Life-sustaining goods are easier to obtain. We rely on others more than we'd like to believe we do.
I guess that's true as well,
I reply. Still, it'd be nice to have to rely on no one but myself.
I identify the lie in my words, blatant as it is. I've come to rely on Edward, and I want him to rely on me. For the last two days, I've been dreading our return to Bechley because it means we'll be parting ways. I quite like having Ed's constant company. I like to wake up and see his pretty blond curls in the morning. I enjoy our chats, even the inane ones. I don't even mind our moments of silence, because his presence is all I need. His closeness stamps a smile onto my heart.
I've got feelings for this man, and I hate myself for that. I told myself a long time ago that I'd never fall for anyone. When you look like me, it's not worth it. Love won't find me. It's not wise to set my heart on a pretty boy like him, because pretty boys don't get with ugly girls. It doesn't happen. Every once in awhile, you'll see a pretty lady with an ugly man, but you never see it in reverse. I've got to detach myself from Ed, or I'm doomed.
Even though I know this, I've been thinking of ways to keep him with me for a little while longer. He does owe me a favor, after all.
When I get back to my pub, there are two teenage boys relieving themselves on its front door. Suddenly, I'm a little less happy to be home.
"Hey! I holler at the lads.
Put your little peckers away and do that somewhere else! I'm not having this!"
The taller boy shakes himself off and pulls up his trousers. Turning in my direction, he says, Are you the orc lady who owns this pub?
"I am! And I'm asking you to leave. Now."
I don't got to listen to you,
says the tall loudmouth. My mum says half-breeds shouldn't be allowed in the city. You make it uglier just by being here.
And smellier,
adds his runty little friend.
I take a deep breath and pray for a shred of patience. In truth, I'd like to give both brats a smack from my cudgel, but they look about fifteen, and I don't make a habit of beating up little boys. "I'll ask you again. Kindly. Please leave."
Suddenly, the runty lad picks up a rock and chucks it at me. I put up an arm and let it smack my wrist, because I'd rather have a nicked wrist than a nicked head. I'm about to scream at the kid when he suddenly floats into the air and hovers a few feet from the ground. When I glance back at Edward, he has his staff in his hand and fire in his eyes.
"Apologize to the lady," Edward demands.
I won't!
cries the floating boy. You can't make me!
Edward doesn't accept that answer. With a wave of his staff, he makes the boy twirl and twirl, like a spinning top. His friend, the tall boy, is cackling as he screams, "Put me doooooown!"
Apologize first!
Edward yells. It's nice to see him using magic again. I don't know why he ever stopped. If I had his powers, I'd be using them all day. I'd love to make my enemies flail like a rag doll.
I'm sorry!
cries the boy. I'm sorry, lady, I'm sorry!
Edward sets the boy down, and he isn't gentle. The kid slams into the ground and falls on his arse.
"Don't throw rocks at people, especially not adults, Edward says.
Have some respect!"
Having learned nothing from his recent punishment, the runt replies, But she's an orc! She—
Edward points his staff at the lad and repeats very slowly, Have... some... respect. Now, get out of my face.
The boys flee immediately. The one who twirled and hit the ground is holding onto his arse as he runs. I think he might have shat himself. After he chucked the rock at me, it's hard to have pity for him.
As soon as they're gone, I say to Ed, Thanks for coming to my defense.
Is it always like that?
he asks. The racism?
"Pretty much. I've been reviled all my life, no matter where I go.