The Aliens Are Steering!
By Kris Solo
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Two aliens are sent to an unknown planet to study its inhabitants. Their mission did not begin as they expected. Getting into funny situations, the aliens learn a lot about the alien planet and its inhabitants. Follow the adventures of funny aliens, as well as visit distant planets and find out where the Gods are hiding, you can read the stories that are included in this collection.
Kris Solo
Kris Solo is a modern Russian science fiction writer, poet, and painter. Kris Solo was born on July 6, 1978, in the Siberian village of Pervomaysk, Krasnoyarsk Area, into a family of ordinary workers. Her mother worked in a hard physical job and raised three children alone - her and two sisters. Kris Solo received a veterinary education: in 1998, she graduated from athe Abakan Agricultural College named after N. F. Katanov, receiving a diploma as a veterinary paramedic. She began writing while still in preschool. She tool part in various creative competitions at school, where she presented her creative works. The first book, "Two Suns", was published in 2015 in the foreign online publication Lulu. Her books soon began to be published in other foreign online publications, as well as in Russian online publication. In 2016, Kris Solo published a collection of poems, " Go Beyond the Horizon of the Rains". Her books have been published in electronic and print form and translared into English.
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The Aliens Are Steering! - Kris Solo
From the author
The worlds I write about exist only in my imagination. But who knows, maybe there is something about it? Humanity has always wondered whether we are alone in the universe. Are there parallel worlds?
There are unexplained stories that have occurred in real life. Their mystery has not yet been solved. And I want to tell you some of these fantastic stories. You will meet funny aliens and follow their adventures on our planet. My fantasies will allow you to visit distant planets. You will find out where the gods hide and where people disappear. You can find out about all this by reading this book.
Sit back and plunge into my world.
The aliens are steering!
The sliders
Chapter One: The mysterious signal from Cosmos
Motsik and Potsik were talking when suddenly the squeak of the Cosmos wiretapping apparatus was heard. Potsik jumped up and shrieked with surprise:
What is this?! What is this?!
Motsik came to the machine and calmly said:
We got a signal from Cosmos. Let's see what it is.
He pressed the button, and a video appeared on the screen. After reviewing the recording, they decided to decipher it and show it to the Council.
These creatures have a strange language, but it is very light,
Potsik said. The aliens again decided to view the already decrypted video. The video was accompanied by comments from a monotonous voice that told of people who live on the planet in a lame galaxy. He also mentioned other creatures – animals. On the recording flashed strange buildings, mobile devices.
Motsik and Potsik made a mistake in showing the recording to the Council.
You will go to this planet and study its inhabitants.
The Chief Counselor has ordered it.
But why us?
the aliens asked, huddled in their bodies.
You have caught this signal, and you will be deal with it. And don't forget to send us a report.
––––––––
Chapter Two: The first acquaintance
It was difficult to argue with the Council's decision. The council sent dissenters to any - no if abandoned planet zero class and left there. And on a planet like this, it's not easy to survive. The aliens regretted informing the Council of the signal.
The ship entered the atmosphere of planet Earth and it shook. Having collapsed somewhere on the outskirts of a human village, the ship fell apart. Two aliens leaked from under the ruins of the spaceship.
Oh, Great Cerberus! How am I going to be shrinking down to normal state?
Mumbled Potsik, trying to figure out where his pants
and where pockets
. Motsik, silently, untwisted and twisted.
Ah-ah! What is this?!
Motsik shouted when he saw the wool monster, who stared at him in surprise. It sniffed, trying to figure out what it was in front of him. Potsik crawled up to his comrade and looked out from behind him.
Is that People?
he asked curiously.
I don’t think so,
Motsik replied in a whisper, trying not to move or anger the creature. Remember, the tape showed such a creature. People call him the Dog. Perhaps the Dog is a human cub.
What does it want?
Potsik asked in a whisper.
Ask him.
Why is me?
The dog decided not to mess with this strange shapeless pile, turned around and went away. The aliens sighed lightly and continued unpacking themselves. Turning around and gathering, the aliens began to look as usual: a head, a small body and long legs in pants.
I don’t think we should show up like that,
Motsik said doubtfully. Their bodies were transformed, and the aliens became like a dog.
The village was not far away. On the way, the aliens met the fleeing people - they were heading towards the fallen ship. Of course, no one paid attention to the two dogs. The dogs stopped and looked after the people.
Are they People?
Potsik asked.
I think so.
They walked down the street of the village and inspected. There was a lot of vegetation in the village, small shaggy creatures sat on the fences, making a funny sound of meow
, in puddles lay white creatures and sat with satisfaction grunts. The attention of the aliens was attracted by the rumble. They turned their heads and saw huge creatures in front of them.
Ah - ah!
the aliens screamed