Planet Nitsud: The Major Motion Picture Screenplay

By Dustin Lewit

Centers on "There's A Corpse In The Piñata", but surrounded by other characters and short stories by Dustin Lewit.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dustin Lewit
• Release date: Jan 17, 2024
• ISBN: 9798223359449

Dustin Lewit

Dustin Lewit is a singer/songwriter and author based out of Southern California. 

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"PLANET NITSUD:

THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE"

Screenplay By Dustin Lewit

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Based On The Very Original Stories Of Dustin Lewit

Copyright 2018-2024 By Dustin Lewit

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INTERTITLE (ON SCREEN) READS:

STORY ONE: THERE'S A CORPSE IN THE PIťATA!

SCENE ONE:

Ext. public park, child's birthday party atmosphere.

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HOWARD CUSHION AND MAGGIE CUSHION, 11 year old BILLY CUSHION'S PARENTS, ARE SITTING ON LAWN CHAIRS, CHAIN SMOKING UNFLITERED CIGARETTES AND DRINKING GASOLINE-STRENGTH LIQUOR.

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HOWARD CUSHION AND MAGGIE CUSHION:

Hurry up, you failed abortion, and hit the piñata!

(BILLY CUSHION is being blindfolded and spun around by his elementary school crush, LUCILLE)

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(Enter DRUNK RELATIVE holding an AR-15 to give to BILLY CUSHION as something to beat the piñata with)

(First strike slightly indents the piñata) (Second strike breaks it open)

(All the children scream at the corpse that falls out of the piñata broken open with the butt-end of the DRUNK RELATIVE'S AR-15)

(The police are called in by concerned onlookers at the public park)

(BILLY CUSHION, aged 11, white as a sheet of computer paper, stands next to the corpse holding DRUNK RELATIVE'S AR-15)

POLICE OFFICERS:

You're going to fry in the electric chair for this, son.

(Screen cuts to black with audio of someone being electrocuted)

SCENE TWO

INT. MORTUARY/CHURCH, BILLY CUSHION'S FUNERAL

(Mourners are whispering to each other)

MOURNERS:

Where are Billy's parents?

NARRATOR: (VOICE OVER)

Howard and Maggie Cushion were too busy to attend their 11 year old son's funeral. When questioned about