The Annoying

By Dustin Lewit

This story unfolds in three parts:

 

PART ONE: ORIGIN OF HOW THE ANNOYING BECAME A SUPERVILLAIN

 

PART TWO: INTENSE SUSPENSE AND CONFLICT

 

PART THREE: SATISFYING ENDING

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dustin Lewit
• Release date: Jul 16, 2023
• ISBN: 9798223367727

Dustin Lewit

Dustin Lewit is a singer/songwriter and author based out of Southern California. 

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THE ANNOYING

WRITTEN BY DUSTIN LEWIT

PART ONE: ORIGIN OF HOW THE ANNOYING BECAME A SUPERVILLAIN

If you can’t stand me, The Annoying’s first words went. May I advise you use a cane so you don’t fall over!

The Annoying had a voice louder than his clothes. He used exclamation marks as weapons.

The Annoying’s head was an exclamation mark. His arms and legs were exclamation marks. He wore suits tailored with exclamation point buttons. His body was tattooed with the word LOUDMOUTH! all over.

How was The Annoying born? Thunder and lightning made love and The Annoying fell to Earth contained in a rain drop.

Growing up was difficult for The Annoying. School bullies saw him as fresh meat for their giant frying pan of insults about his short stature and other unusual features for a boy of 7. His appearance was the main source  of amusement for these future janitors and gas station attendants.

Your head looks like it’s yelling at me! Hahahahaha! the bullies would say. What’s with the exclamation marks for arms and legs? What are you shouting about, freak? Mommy should’ve shouted to daddy ‘pull out!’ .

The Annoying had about enough of this daily taunting. He knew what had to be done.

I WASN’T BORN FROM SEX!!!!! The Annoying screamed loud enough to interrupt a rock concert without a microphone. I CAME TO EARTH FROM THUNDER AND LIGHTNING!!!!! A RAINDROP WAS MY WOMB!!!!!

The loudness of The Annoying’s voice was like a tornado to the eardrums of anyone within earshot. The bullies lay dead in the sandbox, blood mixed with eardrum tissue everywhere.

The families of these dead jerks ran The Annoying out of the town he lived in since he came out of that mysterious raindrop womb. Where he would go or what he would do at the age of 7 no one knew and no one cared.

11 years have gone by since The Annoying was run out of town for killing his bullies with that