Cursed is the Worst: Mythmatched

By E.J. Russell

An awkward swan shifter walks into a barre…

 

…after he's already walked into the door, two people on the street, and a rack full of tiny pink tutus. While bumping into the handsome dance instructor—multiple times—is no hardship, it'll take a miracle to overcome Kiran's clumsiness curse and get him dance-floor ready in time to partner his ballerina sister at her wedding without knocking her on her ass.

 

Miracles? Hardly ex-minion demon Taj Sekani's scene. But with Kiran in his arms, the perfect pas de deux might finally be within his grasp.

 

But then Taj's old master demands a favor. And Kiran takes a decidedly sketchy shortcut to terpsichorean competency. Without that unlikely miracle, their first dance could very well be their last.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Reality Optional Press
• Release date: Dec 31, 2023
• ISBN: 9781947033405

E.J. Russell

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