Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed: and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty

By Jeremy Greenberg

Inside Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed, writer and comedian Jeremy Greenberg presents a collection of laugh-out-loud letters and photographs that offer a cat's eye view on common feline vs. human cohabitation conundrums. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers and anyone who appreciates hilarious (and so true!) insights into cat—and human—nature, including:

• Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn’t the main reason to have a cat so you don’t have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
• If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
• Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
• The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed…because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Open Road Integrated Media
• Release date: Apr 2, 2013
• ISBN: 9781449432126

Book preview

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Name: Hendrix

Age: 3½ Years

Re: Stand back, my liege, the red dot attacks

My Lady,

Since domestic kitties shredded their first rolls of ancient Egyptian toilet papyrus, we have earned our keep by ridding homes of pests. We have banished mice from barns and feather dusters from tables. We have scoured windowsills for half-dead flies, terrorized untied shoelaces, and even made our force known to the tails of sleeping puppy dogs. And now, my human, allow me to protect you from the latest scourge: red laser dots.

We do not know where these red dots come from. Some suspect they live in a penlike object. That’s why kitties knock all pens off countertops—to stop the red dot menace before it starts. And we know they make you nervous, because every time they appear and we swat them, you laugh.

But never fear; I will fight the red dot whenever it appears, even if it leads me right into a wall and I bump my head.

Love,

Hendrix

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Name: Tippy

Age: 5 Months

Re: Tippy has two mommies

Dear

Reviews for Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

[pivic-1 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

This book contains a lot for the cat lover in us all. For every cat picture, there's a page with words to complement it, written by the cat to a human being. I think a lot of people would find this to be a cute book with some really laughable (in the best sense of the word) and memorable pictures and words.

[lyndainoregon · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Fun little book with photos of cats being charming, inquisitive, annoying, and funny, accompanied by "letters" from each cat, explaining to their people why they ... eat grass ... unroll the toilet paper ... knock things off shelves ... and all the other things cats do to drive their people nuts.

[catya77 · Rating: 3 out of 5 stars]

This is a cute and relatively humorous collection of cat photos with letters written from the cats' perspectives.Overall, a fun read.

[jennyjen-1 · Rating: 4 out of 5 stars]

Super-cute kitteh pics with super-cute kitteh letters to their owners.

If you own a cat, you will no doubt find a handful of kitteh tales you can relate to in this one. Light, fun read for kitteh lovers everywhere.