How the Supervillain Stole Christmas

By Charles Payseur

Rex Devious -- Dr. Devious to meddlesome do-gooders everywhere -- can go toe-to-toe with superheroes without blinking an eye. So picking out a Christmas present for his new boyfriend should be no problem. After all, he and Sanjay seem perfect for each other. But with a terrible track record for finding gifts that won’t scare his potential partners away, Rex is paralyzed with insecurity.

Until, of course, he decides to change tactics. Instead of having to pick out that perfect present, why not just destroy Christmas altogether? It’s perfect, and definitely the Devious thing to do! But with his nemeses -- and perhaps his conscience -- trying to stop him from ruining the beloved holiday, can he really become the supervillain who stole Christmas?

• Language: English
• Publisher: JMS Books LLC
• Release date: Dec 24, 2022
• ISBN: 9781685503451

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How the Supervillain Stole Christmas

By Charles Payseur

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Copyright 2022 Charles Payseur

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How the Supervillain Stole Christmas

By Charles Payseur

Rex’s foot tapped as he waited for the server to bring out their meal. Across from him, Sanjay gave a nervous smile.

So this is where you…live? Sanjay asked, casually sweeping around the massive room with his hand.

What? Oh, yes, Rex said, still scanning for the server. And really, it normally doesn’t take so long. It’s just that they’re not used to cooking for anyone but me, and—

It’s fine, Sanj said, really. I’m not used to being waited on. Do you always eat here?

When work doesn’t take me away, Rex said. It’s just cozy, don’t you think?

Cozy…yeah… Sanj said. Definitely an amazing view. You’re sure that it’s safe?

Completely, Rex said, and he finally caught sight of the server zipping out from the kitchen. Ah, finally. Now, you’ll have to tell me if they’ve done a decent job. I remember you said that you liked catfish, and I’ve been trying to teach the kitchen to make something like catfish tikka, but I didn’t really have anyone to test on and—

I’m sure it will be fine, Sanj said. He laughed, and a part of Rex melted then, watching Sanjay’s face wrinkle with humor. It’s definitely the most anyone’s ever done for me for a third date.

A pang of fear worked its way into Rex’s gut. Had he tried too hard? Yes, maybe the private low orbital