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My Life as a Sperm
My Life as a Sperm
My Life as a Sperm
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A collection of 28 autobiographical humor essays. Although the title essay and "Sex Toys After Fifty" should not be taken too literally, these essays explore the author's ongoing adventures in growing up and asking the BIG questions. In the words of the author, "I call these essays absurd, because absurdity is the lens through which I choose to see my life and the world."    

 

LanguageEnglish
Release dateNov 11, 2023
ISBN9798215714188
My Life as a Sperm
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Gene Twaronite

GENE TWARONITE is a poet, writer, andauthor of twelve books. Early in his career, he wrote humorous stories for children, some of which were published by Highlights for Children and other magazines. He has always been fascinated by the way fables can weave together truth, wonder, and absurdity in a form appealing to all ages. This is his first fable.

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