The Art of Heaux

By Yivani K. Chitumwa, Shustov V. Aleksandrovich and Imanartist

An homage to the Art of War, this contemporary piece looks at family, evolution and the religious role of the woman in facilitating the advent of civilization - all in a humorous puddle of words that adults can play in!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Aug 21, 2023
• ISBN: 9781312198951

Book preview

Dedication

A Ukrainian photographer took a picture of a girl

holding a katana blade.

A few years later, he’s a soldier;

possibly holding a Kalashnikov.

He’s a photographer and a soldier

An artist and a warrior

He’s the Art of War

Personified.

To Shustov Volodymyr Aleksandrovich.

Contents

Dedication

Recommended Reading

1.      Plans of Getting Laid

2.      Cleopatra

3.      War

4.      Big Bad Wolves

5.      Budweiser

6.      Telkom

7.      St. Peter’s Basilica

8.      The Vatican

9.      Of Man and Manicures

10.      CVNT

Recommended Reading

Genesis Chapter 38.

Judith Chapters 1 through to 8.

Plans of Getting Laid

There is a lust-filled road that runs from the Sexpo into the Sandton hills…

Bums have said: the art of heaux is of vital importance to the Patriarchy.

It is a matter of pregnancy and birth, the road to the growth of the species. Hence, it cannot be ignored.

The art of heaux, then, is governed by five constant factors, to be considered in one’s planning when seeking to make the bed after getting railed on it.

These are:

The Law of Politics

The goddesses

The priests

The cummander

The Kama Sutra

There…

…is no morality – only politics! This