How to Lose a Girl in 12-Hours: A Hilarious Guide to Relationship Self-Sabotage

By Kevin St.Claire and Ken Francis

Learn How to Lose a Girl in 12 Hours: A Hilarious Guide to Relationship Self-Sabotage

Picture this: You, the master of calamity, embarking on a journey to sabotage your own romantic prospects with unparalleled finesse. In a world where spilled coffee becomes the catalyst for unexpected connections, your path intertwines with th

• Language: English
• Publisher: Weeken Global
• Release date: Jul 1, 2023
• ISBN: 9781088271261

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DISCLAIMER(s)

This book is hybrid fictional and intended for comedic entertainment purposes only. In reality, it's important to approach meeting someone new with authenticity, respect, and genuine interest in getting to know them.

The examples provided in this book are intended for comedic purposes. In reality, building a connection with someone requires genuine interest, respectful communication, and mutual compatibility. Authenticity and being yourself are key factors in fostering meaningful relationships.

Sharing real experiences and showing interest in others fosters a sense of trust and authenticity, creating a solid foundation for developing relationships.

While it's okay to showcase your unique quirks, it's equally important to be respectful, considerate, and mindful of others' boundaries.

It's crucial to address the importance of consent, respect, and the prevention of sexual harassment.

Note: Please remember that while this BOOK explores comedic scenarios involving boundaries, it is vital to prioritize consent, respect personal boundaries, and prevent any form of sexual harassment. Consent is an ongoing process, and it's essential to obtain clear and enthusiastic consent from all parties involved in any intimate or physical interactions. Always listen and respect when someone expresses discomfort, uses their voice to say no, or sets boundaries. It's essential to promote a culture of consent, respect, and empathy in all relationships and interactions. Absolutely, it's crucial to emphasize that the content of this book is intended purely for comedic purposes and should not be interpreted as condoning or promoting any illegal activities. It's important to always abide by the law, respect others' rights and boundaries, and engage in ethical behavior. This book aims to entertain readers with humorous scenarios while upholding the values of respect, consent, and legal compliance.

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INTRODUCTION

  I magine yourself in a bustling coffee shop on a rainy day, where strangers seek refuge from the downpour and find solace in warm beverages. Among the crowd, one girl stood out, her name is Lauren. Maybe your type might not be, but stick with me here. With an undeniable allure that transcended conventional types, she possessed a unique beauty that could captivate even the most unsuspecting hearts.

Lauren exuded an air of confidence, her radiant smile and sparkling eyes hinting at a world of mystery and adventure. Her charisma, a delightful blend of wit and warmth, had a way of enchanting those lucky enough to engage in conversation. It was an undeniable magnetism that made it impossible to look away. Little did she know that your meeting would defy all expectations and venture into the realm of hilarity and chaos.

As fate would have it, you, the epitome of awkwardness, clumsily maneuvered through the crowded shop, desperately trying to maintain composure. In your quest to appear cool and collected, you misjudged the space between tables and sent a domino effect into motion. Now, if this scenario resonates with you, congratulations on your misadventure! And if not, imagine the hilarity that would ensue if it were. With a spectacular display of clumsiness, you inadvertently bumped into another table, causing a chain reaction of spilled drinks, tumbling chairs, and bewildered customers. Chaos ensued as coffee splattered, and people leaped out of the way like startled gazelles.

Amidst the pandemonium, you found yourself face-to-face with Lauren, your eyes locked in a moment of shared disbelief. Both of you couldn't help but burst into laughter at the absurdity of the situation, finding solace in the delightful chaos that you had