The Poetry of Mr Minevar Book 2
By Tony Russell
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The Poetry of Mr Minevar, Book 2 is a collection of easy reading poems that would appeal to anyone interested in History, Literature or Science.
The poems aim to be both enjoyable and informative and to appeal to a wide range of age groups.
Ideal as a great present for any occasion.
Tony Russell
Tony Russell is author of Country Music Originals: The Legends and the Lost; the encyclopedic Country Music Records: A Discography, 1921–1942; numerous liner notes to CDs and LPs; and many articles documenting the early history of American country music.
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The Poetry of Mr Minevar Book 2 - Tony Russell
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To my family
Mum, Dad*, Greg, Will & Imo
*1927–2018
We have to be deaf to the fools and listen to the wise.
William Blake
You never know what is enough unless you know what is more than enough.
William Blake
‘One shot or two, Mr Minevar?’
‘One is a very odd number, laddie. Two speaks of symmetry. Make it two and no spillage mind.’
George Edward Minevar
Contents
Prologue
Aphrodite and the French Connection
Henry VIII
The Alphabet Life of Dr Richard Arbuthnot. The Bastard
The Triumph of Toby Tortoise
Perfection
The Flea: Fame, Seduction and the Plague
Gardener’s Delight–Marriage Blight
Mr Minevar Goes Beserk
Sleep
The War of the Poesies
The Confessions of Toby Wells
Little Owl
Epilogue
My Hero
The Pope and the Peckerhead
Acknowledgements
Prologue
I was the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland (Oryctolagus cuniculus). My appointment was for 2:00pm and my fob watch (I detest wrist watches) showed 2:28pm as I hurried along the country lane leading up to The George and Dragon. Stress, anxiety, and trepidation accompanied me on my short journey. I flew through the crowded saloon bar and hopped into the beer garden (hopped being le mot juste for beer and bunny). And there he was: Mr Minevar.
I had expected to see a face purple with rage. He is not a patient man. But no, he was stretched across the bench on his left side in a deep sleep. A faint smile had settled on his face – he was probably dreaming of carving the Sunday roast, for that was invariably his favourite dream. A breadcrumb was piggybacking a ride on a trickle of saliva meandering slowly down his left cheek. And I was shocked. Mr Minevar had ballooned in size to at least twenty stone.
As much as his weight gain, it was obvious that he had fallen on hard times; the jacket was shabby and the soles of his shoes were peppered with holes. His sweater likewise. Clearly this was a man in need of help. It was now way past our appointed time. To awake him or not, that was the question. I settled on giving the poet-of-sorts a further fifteen minutes and sat down to listen to his musical snoring. With the awakening, dear reader, we must add another animal – that is to say, a bear. I gave him a gentle knee-squeeze. Nothing. Then a bit harder and slowly, oh so slowly, he left the roast beef and Yorkshire pudding and awoke, much as a grizzly bear (Ursus arctos horribilis) exits its winter torpor. First there was limb stretching, then a blank stare, puzzlement and finally recognition. I heard the ursine grunt and then he grizzled, ‘Oh, it’s you. Why-oh-why did you wake me? I was about to carve…’
‘I know, Mr Minevar, but we have an appointment. You said you would recite your poetry.’
‘Indeed I did. I now remember.’
There was an awkward pause but I had to broach the subject.
‘Mr