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A collection of over 50 entertaining and original limericks making fun of greedy, incompetent and unethical lawyers which will amuse both non-lawyers and lawyers alike. Written by William Spaul, the author of I Think Therefore I Fee: A Lawyer's Candid Confessions - a satirical critique of the legal profession in rhyming verse.
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