Tales to Make Your Teeth Twitch
By J D Bardi
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Maverick ping-pong champ, Tom Fallows, is sent to the Isle of Wight for the annual all-counties table tennis tournament. He soon discovers that the residents of the island are actually Lizard-People, who not only want to destroy Tom's mind – but also his hopes of winning the tournament!
Is Tom's only hope of defeating the scaly scoundrels – to beat the evil Lizard King in the tournament final?
- From the terrible tale "Zero – Love – Lizard!"
Welcome to the most horrifying reading experience you will ever endure. Prepare to plumb the depths of hell! You will read tales of Mad Scientists, mummified monsters, crumbling old mansions with strange comings and goings, evil lizard people from the Isle of Wight and most horrifying of all – a story set in Southport.
Your nails shall dig into your palms...
Your eyes will bulge...
You'll stop reading and go and watch telly...
You will wish you had never bought this book.
Welcome to Tales to Make your Teeth Twitch
J D Bardi
Jon Bardi was born at a very early age, in the dust and smog of Manchester, 1981. He battled his way through life with grit in his teeth and steel in his eye, working in jobs such as a lightbulb packer, a croupier, a waiter in a little chef, a removal man, an entertainments manager, a garage door fabricator, a hotel handy-man, a night receptionist, a bar manager, a cocktail bartender, a cruise ship bar tender, a magazine subscription call center operative, a data entry consultant, a cashier for Natwest, a cashier for Barclays (after being let go by Natwest), an English teacher, and a web designer. He also had a paper round once, too. He currently lives in Sardinia, Italy with his dog, cat and girlfriend.
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