GAG OF THE MONTH
BLOWING IT
THERE was a man who was obsessed with tractors. He owned multiple tractors and heaps of tractor-themed merchandise – toy tractors, tractor calendars, posters, everything.
One day, he and his wife were riding one of his tractors around a field, when his wife fell out, got run over and died. The husband was distraught, and vowed never to have anything to do with tractors again. He sold all his tractors and merchandise.
A few years later, the man decided to start dating, and he managed to land a date with a beautiful