Letters From Summer Camp: Confessions of a Nerdy Girl Diaries, #3
By Linda Rey
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Shared bunk beds… Stolen underwear… Cheesy camp songs…
My first camp experience just might be my last!
When a major mix-up sends me, nerdy girl extraordinaire, to a residential sports camp for Olympic hopefuls instead of science camp, I know anything that can go wrong, will. My only hope is to suck it up and try not to mess anything up. Between majorly missing my dad and my worry over his and Diane's divorce, camp takes a toll on me. (And let's be real, I'm not exactly well-suited for physical agility tests and early morning workout sessions.)Throw in some embarrassing mishaps and a few emotional letters home, and this year's summer camp will be one for the record books
Linda Rey
Linda Rey was born with the voice of an angel and a brain so amazing she’ll probably donate it to science. When she’s not busy fa la la-ing from the hilltops or doing fantastical brain stuff in laboratories, Linda can be found at her computer creating stories for children and young adults. To see all of Linda’s titles visit her website at www.LindaReyBooks.com and www.NerdyGirlBooks.com
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Letters From Summer Camp - Linda Rey
July 19, 5:01 P.M.
URGENT!
Dear Dad,
I just got off the bus, and there seems to be some sort of terrible mix-up regarding this summer camp PRISON!
../Desktop/Screen%20Shot%202020-05-25%20at%202.27.06%20PM.pngThe brochure that I reviewed and approved was for SCIENCE CAMP. I repeat, SCIENCE CAMP!! I don’t know how or why, but I have somehow been imprisoned in a SPORTS CAMP!!! And not just your average, minimal effort, everyone-gets-a-trophy-for-breathing kind, but a worldwide, la-di-da, Olympics-bound one!
Am I being punked? This seriously CANNOT be what you intended — the most uncoordinated, non-athletic girl in the universe trapped in a camp for phenoms and future Nike endorsers. Are there like hidden cameras and microphones around recording me as an unknowing contestant on a survival show? You know the kind, it’s where the clueless sap struggles to survive with limited resources and supplies in a hostile environment while their unshaved legs begin to resemble a gorilla’s and their teeth grow moss from a lack of proper dental hygiene.
Because that’s what it will be like if I’m forced to stay here for five weeks!! With my underdeveloped lungs, flabby muscles, and lack of physical robustness, I won’t last four days before I’m airlifted to the nearest hospital because of malaria or a strained muscle or something.
../Desktop/Summer%20camp%20doodles/ambulalnce.pngIf I’m not being punked, then is this some sort of tough love
thing that parents do, like when they lie and say this won’t hurt a bit
before tearing off your Band-Aid along with three inches of your epidermis?
I know the divorce has your world turned sunny-side over, but I can’t believe for a second that you held the science camp brochure in one hand and the sports camp brochure in the other and said to yourself, Gee. Camp Mauch Chunk: Fostering Athletic Excellence, seems like a perfect fit for my trips-over-her-shoelaces daughter.
Not to be a wisenheimer
as you like to say when I’m being sarcastic, but do I need to REINTRODUCE myself to you?
I’m your daughter, Willa Shisbey. Remember her? The glasses-wearing, all-thumbs, two-left feet, physically dyslexic, OCD nerd — WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO SCIENCE CAMP!! I repeat, SCIENCE CAMP!
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PLEASE CALL THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY TO RECTIFY THIS GROSS MISTAKE!!!
I’d call you myself, but the PRISON GUARDS masquerading as camp counselors have confiscated my cell phone. As for their excuse of, There’s no cell service in the mountains anyway,
I don’t believe that for a hot second. It’s northeastern Pennsylvania, for gosh sake’s, not Mars. Surely, there’s a cell tower somewhere within fifty miles of here. And why they won’t let me email you is nothing short of anarchy. I’ve heard of going off the grid,
but this is ridiculous! No phones. No computers. Puh-lease!
I’d send smoke signals because that’s how urgent this letter is, if I thought you’d be able to see them, and assuming I had internet access to get a quick tutorial on how to make them (I think it requires some green wood and leaves and a blanket or something.)
../Desktop/Screen%20Shot%202020-05-25%20at%203.57.35%20PM.pngBut as I mentioned, I DO NOT have internet access or a computer or a phone! So please reply ASAP! If not by return letter, then by carrier pigeon or Pony Express. ANYTHING that will quickly resolve my EMERGENCY!!
Yours in athletic peril,
Willa
July 19, 9:30 P.M.
Dear Dad,
I know I just wrote you four hours ago, but on the chance that you get THIS letter before the first one, please don’t bother writing me back. Instead, please call the office ASAP and tell them that Grandma died (They don’t need to know it was 20 years ago.) so you can claim Emergency
status, which is apparently the only way I’m allowed to talk to you.
../Desktop/Summer%20camp%20doodles/loudspeaker.png 911…911…911 ../Desktop/Summer%20camp%20doodles/loudspeaker.png
There has been a GINORMOUS MISTAKE!
I DO NOT BELONG HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CALL ME!!!!
Love,
Willa
July 19, 9:46 P.M.
Dear Marley,
Hi. How are you? I hope this letter finds you doing well. It’s only been 36 hours, 22 minutes, and 15 seconds since we last saw each other, but I already miss you TONS!!!
I MISS YOU! … I MISS YOU!
../Desktop/Summer%20camp%20doodles/eye%20with%20tears.pngI don’t know what I was thinking when I agreed to go to camp!
I’m not kidding. This place is a NIGHTMARE! Seriously, on a scale of 1 to 10, it’s a MINUS 5! (It would have been a minus 10, but they gave us some freshly baked chocolate chip cookies when we got off the bus. They were fab!)
If I know you, and I think I do, right now you’re saying to yourself, Just how bad can it be?
My question to YOU, Marley May, is how much time do you have?
First, let’s start with the amenities
or lack thereof.
1. No cellphones. (Supposedly,
there is no cell service up here, and our phones were literally STOLEN from us for safekeeping
as soon as we arrived.)
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2. No computers. (For us anyway. I’m sure the office has one to promote the fraudulent propaganda of this place and for emergencies and stuff.)
3. No television. (Although Friday night is movie night,
but who knows what lame old-fashioned flicks they’ll surprise us with. My guess is it’s G-rated oldies, circa 1990s, and rear projected from a reel-to-reel tape and onto a white bed sheet suspended between a