Frank Get the Door!: Ma feet are killing me
By Janey Godley
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'Ye've been TELT. Everybuddy's gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye. So Ah've telt ye wance an Ah'm no gonnae tell ye again. This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah'm gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse. SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.'
Janey Godley
Janey Godley, Scotland’s international cultural phenomenon, has grown from successful stand-up comedian – who has won comedy awards in the UK and New Zealand – to Internet sensation and bestselling author. In 2016, she came to viral internet fame – or infamy – with her Trump is a C**t stunt at Turnberry Golf Course. She has had over 50 million online hits for her iconic voiceover videos, while her weekly podcasts get over 40,000 hits worldwide. A former Scotswoman of the Year nominee and a Scotsman newspaper columnist, Janey is a regular guest on the BBC radio series Just a Minute and Loose Ends and has recently been popping up on the television panel show Have I Got News For You. Her short film The Last Mermaid, directed by Fi Kelley, won the Audience Award @BerlinShort and is winning awards at film festivals across the globe. With recent acting performances in multi-award winning movie Wild Rose, and in Traces (Alibi channel), and with brand new work writing and acting for the National Theatre of Scotland, Janey has only just started. You ain’t seen nothing yet! www.janeygodley.com
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