Johnson's Brexit Dictionary: Or an A to Z of What Brexit Really Means
By Harry Eyres and George Myerson
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BLUNDER.
To mistake grossly, to err very widely.
'Someone had blundered' (Alfred, Lord Tennyson, 'Charge of the Brexit Brigade')
EUTHANASIA.
An easy death. Strangulation by EU regulations, according to Brexiteers.
'Brexit' seems to mean many things, but none of them is clear. Fortunately, help is at hand from Harry Eyres and George Myerson, who offer us pithy and incisive definitions of the key terms associated with this momentous process.
From 'COCK-UP' to 'WRETCHED' via 'BUFFOON' and 'MAY', Johnson's Brexit Dictionary is a delightful, witty and essential compendium inspired by Dr Johnson's original, and updated for our turbulent times.
Harry Eyres
Harry Eyres has been a theatre critic, wine writer, poetry editor and is currently the author of the 'Slow Lane' column in the Financial Times. He is a poet and gives regular poetry readings at venues such as the Poetry Café in London, and has contributed to the Today programme on BBC Radio 4. He is the author of a collection of poetry, Hotel Eliseo, and of the Beginner's Guide to Plato's The Republic, Wine Dynasties of Europe, The Viking Guide to Cabernet Sauvignon Wines and the Which? Wine Guide 1995/6. He lives in London.
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Johnson's Brexit Dictionary - Harry Eyres
Preface
Brexit is a lexicographer’s nightmare. After all, the best definition the person responsible for carrying through this enormity has been able to devise is a circular one: ‘Brexit means Brexit.’ Brexit may in fact mean many things, but none of them is clear: a negotiating process in which no real negotiating ever gets done; a promise of trade deals which somehow fail to materialize; the taking back of control leading to ever-intensifying chaos; or a play by Samuel Beckett in which the main character never arrives.
Fortunately a saviour is at hand. We have been able to enlist the help of the great eighteenth-century lexicographer and polymath Dr Samuel Johnson – the man who heroically and single-handedly, in response to the efforts of the entire French Academy, created the first comprehensive, illustrated dictionary of the English language. Johnson’s Dictionary is one of the landmark accomplishments not only of English but of world literature, a work whose scholarship and lexicography, though of course dated, are still often enlightening and whose wit, wisdom and eloquence are no more past their read-by date than Hamlet or Pride and Prejudice.
Johnson’s Brexit Dictionary gives us the pithy, incisive and sometimes opinionated definitions of the key terms associated with this momentous process which Samuel Johnson would have added to his classic Dictionary of the English Language, had he been preparing a new edition in 2018. These new definitions sit alongside original ones, which illuminate our current quandaries and predicament in surprising ways.
Politically, we can only guess what Johnson would have made of Brexit. He was a devout Anglican and a staunch Tory; also a man of surprisingly liberal and forward-looking views on many subjects. He loved to insult the Scots and the French, but at the same time he admired many aspects of Scottish society and would never have undertaken the Dictionary if he had not wished to emulate the French Academy. Above all, he was no British bulldog but a European scholar, a student of many languages and disciplines, intimately versed in all the intellectual currents of the continent.
In his original preface, Johnson lamented the fate of the lexicographer, never appreciated for his or her invaluable work in mapping out the terrain of the language and making comprehensible what was once a ‘wild and barbarous jargon’, but only blamed for mistakes. We do not doubt that this will be our fate also.
ABSURD.
Unreasonable; without judgement, as used of people and in Brexit disputes, suggesting charms as much as folly, or the charm of folly.
‘you had better take for business a man somewhat absurd, than over formal’
(B
ACON
)
‘the voters did prefer the Leave campaign, though somewhat absurd, to the Remain campaign, for it was over formal’
(B
ACKON
)
‘Credo quia absurdum.’
(L
ATIN PRINCIPLE OF FAITH
)
‘It’s a bit absurd, so I kind of believe it.’
(B
REXIT PRINCIPLE OF FAITH
)
ADJOURNMENT.
[adjournment, French] An assignment of a day, or a putting off till another day.
‘We will, and we will not, and then we will not again, and we will. At this rate we run our lives out in adjournments from time to time, out of a fantastical levity that holds us off and on, betwixt hawk and buzzard.’
(L’E
STRANGE
)
‘The Brexit deal will be an adjournment – the easiest thing in human history.’
(P
SEUDO
-F
OX
)
‘The Brexit talks were adjourned once again.’
(S
POKESPERSON FOR
M. B
ARNIER
)
AFFIDAVIT.
Signifies in the language of the common law that he made oath; a declaration upon oath. Hence, currently, to Daffidavis, to swear a wild oath in the manner of Daffidavis, agent for Brexit abroad, as ‘He Daffidavised that he would not make any compromise.’
AGREEMENT.
Concord. A feature rarely found in the world of Brexit.
‘What agreement is there between the hyena and the dog?’
(E
CCLESIASTES VIII
.18)
‘What agreement is there between Mr Fox and the frogs?’
(Y
E
D
AILY
C
HAIN
M
AIL
)
ALECONNER.
An official in the city of London, whose business is to inspect the measures of publick houses.
One who seeks to deceive by drinking ale or being seen drinking ale, as ‘Sir Boris hath not a half of Master Nigel’s skill as an aleconner.’ (Shakespeare, Henry IV Part VIII)
ALGORITHM.
Used to imply the six operations of arithmetic, or the science of numbers, and latterly, occult influences that both reveal and shape the future.
‘Once upon a day, it was ye Sonne wot won it for Sir Major, but now ’tis the algorithms