East is East
By Ab Khan-Din
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The six Khan children, entangled in arranged marriages and bell-bottoms, are trying to find their way growing up in 1970s Salford. They are all caught between their Pakistani father's insistence on Asian traditions, their English mother's laissez-faire attitude, and their own wish to become citizens of the modern world.
'First plays don't come much better than this... full of intelligence, irresistable laughter and serious promise.' Sunday Times
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East is East - Ab Khan-Din
Act One, Scene One
The action takes place in Salford in 1970, prior to the outbreak of war between India and Pakistan over the independence of East Pakistan. The KHANS are an Anglo-Pakistani family of eight. The contrast of cultures should come out in the set dressing, wallpaper, oil cloth, Islamic prayer stickers, a coffee table with a picture of the Taj Mahal, a Lazy Susan which is always full of washing.
The set is made up of a fish and chip shop, a parlour, living room, and a kitchen with a shed attached. The parlour should be more upmarket as it’s used for entertaining. When the play begins we find ELLA and ANNIE sat in the living room talking, drinking tea and smoking. They’re very good friends who go back a long way. ANNIE is like a second mother to the kids.
GEORGE (off). Come here you dirty little baster . . .
ELLA. What the bleeding hell has he done now?
GEORGE. Done? I tell you what he bloody done Mrs. He bloody make a show of me. All your family alway make a bloody show of me. Ten year I been going that mosque, now I can’t look mullah in bloody face now! Because he (Points to SAJIT.) got bloody . . . . tickle-tackle.
SAJIT goes over to ANNIE.
ANNIE. What’s to do cock?
ELLA. What are you going on about you big daft get? What bleeding tickle-tackle?
GEORGE. I tell you stupy, why you no listen. Your son bloody got it . . . (He indicates his crotch.) here tickle-tackle.
ELLA looks over to ANNIE, ANNIE looks at ELLA, they both know something.
MEENAH. The mullah saw it mam. He went bleeding barmy!
ELLA. Less of the bleeding you.
GEORGE (to MEENAH). Oi, you, who bloody asking your bloody ’pinion? What you doing looking boys in the first bloody place, don’t trouble with me ’cause I bloody fix you!
ELLA. Just what did he see George?
GEORGE. Bloody everything, how he can go mosque again, when he got bloody tickle-tackle?
ELLA. Are you saying he’s not been circumcised?
MEENAH. What’s circumcised mam?
ELLA. You shop now!
Exit MEENAH.
GEORGE. Why you not bloody fix this thing when he was baby same as others?
ELLA. Well someone’s got it wrong somewhere ’cause they were all done, all six of them.
ANNIE (backing ELLA up). I’m sure she’s right George, he was in the same ward as our Clifford in Hope Hospital when he had shingles.
GEORGE (exasperated). Look, I know what I bloody talking about, I see you sees, mullah see, all bloody all mosque seeing. You no believe me, you bloody looking.
ELLA. Sajit come here.
SAJIT (starts to cry). No, you’re gonna hurt me.
ELLA. I’m not gonna hurt you, I just want a little look, that’s all.
SAJIT. Get stuffed!
ANNIE. Oi! – language.
ELLA. I’ll stuff you in a minute you cheeky little bleeder, now get here and get ’em off!
SAJIT. I don’t want to.
GEORGE. Hey baster, I bloody fix you, you talk to you mam like that. You already cause me enough bloody troubles today.
ANNIE. Come Saj, let me have a look, I’ve seen it all before. Go on I’ll be dead quick.
SAJIT. Orrrr.
ANNIE. Come on, I’ve wiped your shitty arse before now.
ELLA. Let Auntie Annie have a look.
SAJIT. Alright, but you’ve got to be quick.
He opens his pants for her, she has a quick look.
ANNIE. He’s right you know Ella, it’s still there. (To SAJIT.) This is one little fish that got through the net.
GEORGE. You see, is your bloody fault.
ELLA. How the hell was I supposed to keep count, you could have remembered.
ANNIE. Nowt to worry about George, you can still get him done.
ELLA. I know who I’d like to get done.
ELLA and ANNIE laugh.
GEORGE. Is not bloody funny you knows, you just bloody fix. This tickle-tackle very embarrassing you see Annie. I have important arrangement to make, and I can’t now see, ’cause of this. All men think I bad my son having this thing, has to be cutting.
ELLA. What arrangements?
GEORGE. You not need to know my bloody business Mrs.
SAJIT. I’m not going to the doctor!
GEORGE. You can’t have this thing puther, it no belong to you, not our religion see, is very dirty. No worry about it, I buy you nice watch.
ELLA. Look cock, it’s just a little operation, it’ll be over in a day.
ANNIE. You won’t feel a thing.
SAJIT runs out.
GEORGE. Come here baster . . .
ELLA. Leave it, he’ll only get more upset.
ANNIE. I’ll go and talk to him.
ANNIE goes out through the kitchen to the shed, where SAJIT has locked himself in.
ELLA. Why bother with all this now at his age?
GEORGE. What you talking about? You know nothing about my religion, you no bloody care your children have no God. Your son no Muslim with this thing, when he die he go straight to hell.
ELLA. He’s not gonna be sent to hell, just because he’s got a foreskin.
GEORGE. You see, I try to explain to you, but you no bloody listen.
ELLA sits back and lights a fag, she’s heard this lecture before.
ELLA. I’m always bleeding listening, you never get a word in edgeways with you.
GEORGE. All your bloody children run wild, but I telling you Mrs, no more, because I’m fixing them. I bloody show them.
ELLA. You tried that with Nazir