The Authorised Kate Bane
By Ella Hickson
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Kate Bane returns home to her parents for a winter weekend to introduce her new boyfriend. As the snow falls, Kate finds herself searching with increasing desperation for the truth about her family's past. Are her memories fact, or are they continually shifting acts of imagination?
Unable to pin down the truth, can she write a version of the family mythology that will ensure her own happiness?
'Fascinating... an Escher-like playfulness in its examination of the nature of creation' The Stage
'An amusing piece, well-crafted' The List
Ella Hickson
Ella Hickson is an award-winning writer whose work has been performed throughout the UK and abroad. Her work includes: Oil (Almeida Theatre, London, 2016); Wendy & Peter Pan (Royal Shakespeare Company, 2013 and 2015); Riot Girls (Radio 4); Boys (Nuffield Theatre, Southampton/Headlong Theatre/HighTide Festival Theatre, 2012); The Authorised Kate Bane (Grid Iron/Traverse Theatre, 2012); Rightfully Mine (Radio 4); Precious Little Talent (Trafalgar Studios/Tantrums Productions, 2011), Hot Mess (Arcola Tent/ Tantrums Productions, 2010) and Eight (Trafalgar Studios/Bedlam Theatre, Edinburgh, 2008/9).
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The Authorised Kate Bane - Ella Hickson
One
LONDON
KATE enters her bedroom. She is dressed from an evening out. She walks into the bedroom, closes the door behind her and leans against it.
ALBIN (from downstairs – barely audible). How was it?
KATE ignores the question. KATE gets changed into her pyjamas. She walks a circle around her room; she’s deep in thought, frustrated. KATE lies on the floor, she pushes her limbs out to make a starfish shape.
ALBIN knocks on the door quietly.
(Through the door.) How did it go?
KATE. I’ll be down in a second, just give me a second – I’ll come down.
No response.
ALBIN (through the door). How did it go?
Beat.
KATE. I left.
ALBIN. Before the end?
KATE. There was no point in staying.
ALBIN. That seems a bit defeatist. (Beat.) Can I come in?
KATE. I’ll come down. I’ll come down and – I’ll /
ALBIN. / Okay. Your mum rang.
KATE. Did you speak to her?
ALBIN. I introduced myself.
KATE. And?
ALBIN. And?
KATE. And?
ALBIN. She just asked if they should bring anything tomorrow.
KATE. What did you say?
ALBIN. Maybe wine.
KATE. Oh.
ALBIN. That okay?
KATE. Course. (Beat.) I’ll come down and – do supper in a tick.
ALBIN. Okay.
KATE. Okay.
ALBIN leaves the other side of the door.
KATE is left alone in the room.
KATE’s head won’t keep quiet.
KATE walks, with some purpose – towards her computer, she is going to write – she has to write, to get it down.
As she walks, her pyjamas come off and a smart outfit comes on.
The sound of her footsteps shifts from slippers on a bedroom floor to feet on gravel.
KELSO
A country cottage in Kelso, Scotland. It hasn’t changed in twenty years. Family photos, souvenirs, certificates are still about the place – but the house has been perfectly maintained. It is spotless, comfortable, homely. The house is some distance from the closest train station and there is nothing but fields in walking distance. It is mid-January, the weather is bitter – it snows – and snows.
Evening, pitch black outside – the snow has been falling hard for several hours.
Inside, soft lamplight, an open fire. Three champagne glasses are set out on a tray.
IKE arranges and rearranges a plate of canapés.
IKE moves several objects around on the coffee table – he stands back, looks – readjusts them for aesthetic ease, and moves away.
IKE pours himself a glass of champagne, knocks it back – dries the glass and places it back on the side.
IKE stands still. The silence of the house is palpable. A long time passes.
A car can be heard coming down the drive – the headlights swing in through the windows.
IKE checks things once more and then waits – by the door.
We can hear the slamming of car doors – footsteps on gravel, on snow – the doorbell rings.
IKE stares at the door.
The front doorbell rings.
Pause.
The front doorbell rings.
IKE opens the front door to KATE and ALBIN. IKE is talking on the telephone. He apologises profusely in mime, rolls his eyes – suggests the person is yapping. He mimes a ‘Lovely to meet you – come in’ – to ALBIN, who nods.
KATE. Hi, Dad.
IKE. If they need me there then they should have rung earlier, I just can’t do it – I don’t care how urgent it is, Roy – I said that this weekend was out and I mean it – emergency or no emergency –
KATE. Hi.
KATE stares at IKE.
IKE. I’m sorry, Roy – I’m really going to have to go – I’m really going – my daughter’s here – with her boyfriend and I’m –
ALBIN. It’s fine.
IKE. Okay – okay – bye now.
IKE puts the phone back in the cradle.
KATE. Hi, Dad.
IKE. Hello, darling.
IKE goes to hug KATE. KATE steps away, taking her jacket off and avoiding the embrace.
It’s so wonderful to see you (Clears her fringe from her face.) You look – lovely.
KATE kisses her father on the cheek.
KATE. Nice to see you too.
IKE. And this must be –
ALBIN. Albin, it’s great to meet you. Really great – after all this time. We brought wine.
IKE. It’s a pleasure.
ALBIN shakes IKE’s hand robustly.
ALBIN pulls IKE in for a hug – IKE is slightly taken aback.
ALBIN. You have a lovely home. It’s so cosy.
IKE. Oh God, it’s filthy; tatty. I haven’t had a chance to /
KATE. / It looks lovely, Dad. Great, good.
ALBIN offers IKE a bottle of red wine.
IKE puts it down on the side – starts taking their coats and hanging them up.
IKE. Thank you. You must be freezing – let me take your coats – was the drive very long? Is it snowing? Isn’t it snowing? I heard on the news that there’s been more snow today than there’s ever been. Who would like a drink?
KATE. What?
IKE. Snow.
KATE. More than there’s ever been?
IKE. On the news.
KATE. What?
IKE. Who would like champagne? It’s pink.
ALBIN. Yes please. Champagne, Kate? We’ve got some – Kate, we brought some –
KATE. Oh – chocolates.
IKE. How sweet, you didn’t have to –
KATE. They’re gingers.
IKE. My favourite, you remembered my favourite.
KATE. You love gingers.
IKE. I love gingers.
KATE takes the champagne.
KATE. Thanks.
IKE. It’s just the cheap stuff.
KATE. It’s Moët.
IKE. It was on offer – ten for fifteen pounds.
ALBIN. Blimey – that is cheap.
IKE. Or for six or something. Come on – top you up, it’s all froth. Kate?
KATE. Thank you.
IKE. I’m afraid dinner is all a bit of a mess; I just threw something together with what we had in the fridge – all a bit last-minute. Have an olive.
ALBIN. You didn’t tell him we were coming?
KATE. We’ve had this arranged for two months.
IKE. Sit down – don’t stand – come on.
ALBIN. I’m sure it will be lovely – I’m starving so anything will /
KATE. / What are we having?
IKE. Partridge with braised cabbage and dauphinois potatoes. Albin, can I offer you a parmesan puff?
IKE holds the bowl up to ALBIN.
ALBIN. Uh – yes – thank you.
KATE. Who was on the phone?
IKE. Hm?
KATE. On the phone – when we came in – it sounded like there was some kind of emergency.
IKE. Come on, sit down – we’re standing around like we’re at a concert or something – Kate, will you put some music on, something soothing – choral