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    Everything is Foreplay
    Everything is Foreplay
    Everything is Foreplay
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    Everything is Foreplay

    By Ministry of Creative Parenting and Old Dad; New Tricks

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    Reading this book is the hard part. The actual doing is really f'in easy: load dirty stuff in washing machine, add soap, push buttons. Repeat and no one bugs you for an hour and a half! You may actually like folding and mushrooming socks in the last few minutes of a game. It helps keep the hands busy (and actually cuts down on my stress snacking.)

     

    So how will this get you laid more?

     

    Read the book and find out!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMinistry of Creative Parenting
    Release dateFeb 23, 2023
    ISBN9781987858051
    Everything is Foreplay
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    Ministry of Creative Parenting

    We are about helping you NOW. Not in the months it takes you to find then read a book forget it, reread and then actually have time to absorb it. SImple, cheap, practical actions you can take, from parents who have been there. Some of our team have been in some absoute hell situations, so if there something you need but do not see, send us an email.

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      Everything is Foreplay - Ministry of Creative Parenting

      cover-image, Everything is Foreplay 3.1

      Everything is Foreplay: How doing can get you laid more.

      c. 2023  ISBN# 978-1-987858-05-1 Digital Edition 3.1 February 2023

      Special thanks to Dad, Monica and Mom for their wisdom.

      Written and artworked by David O'Connor

      IG: @olddad.newtricks Twitter: @OldDadTricks

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      No text, excerpt or image shall be reproduced in whole or part without the expressed written permission of the author, illustrator and the publisher. The authors and publishing company received no payment for any endorsement in this book. Our books are no be all and end all of parenting and will be updated and refreshed at no cost to you. Build a parenting community, young and old. You never know what tricks you might learn on a playdate.

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