Heights of Longing: Loot and Booty, #4

By Zeke Biddle

Soft. Curvy. Crushing life beneath them?
The path to the evil witch, Esmeralda the Horrible, leads to the Kingdom in the Clouds that Ynes calls home. It is a land with no walls, and apparently, no floors. Sections of the Cloud Kingdom keep falling out of the sky as the clouds evaporate into thin air.
When an annoying man somehow weasels his way into being promised to my women, the only way to keep Ynes is to convince her parents I am worthy of their daughter.
To show my worth, I must save the kingdom and prove I can satisfy my women.
Two problems: I hate heights, and it's hard to…perform…in front of an entire kingdom that doesn't believe in privacy.
If I can't get up for the challenges, I might be killed by the evil witch, or worse, lose Ynes to the pathetic, well-connected jerk who wants to steal her from me.

 

WARNING: This book contains an active harem and the explicit, kinky love scenes that make them so much fun. Consider yourself warned.
 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Zeke Biddle
• Release date: Feb 8, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215667309

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Chapter 1

My dreams are troubled . Things get worse when something hard hits my forehead and someone shouts, Get up, thief!

Without thinking, I reach for my magic even as I rise from the hammock. My eyes are still crusty from sleep.

My attacker hits me in the head with...is that a stick?

When he swings again, I duck under the weapon and step forward. With the simple act of lightly placing my hand on his chest and channeling electricity through my body into his, the guy is thrown off the porch.

I rub my eyes as the stranger scrambles to his feet.

He’s tall and slightly overweight but dressed like someone with loads of money.

Who are you and why do you think I’ll put up with you hitting me on the head? I ask.

I have come to save Alexandra from your treachery, you foul defiler, he says with the cockiness only the most ignorant of the rich are able to manage.

Hoping to take him down a peg or two, I say, She defiled me as much as I defiled her, you cockroach.

Duke Nepont? Alexandra asks as the girls rush out onto the porch to join us.

You know this guy? I ask.

She is to be my wife, the duke says as he hikes up his pants and puffs out his chest.

Alexandra? Ynes says.

When the man sees Ynes, his face goes pale.

Ynes slaps his face. "My parents promised me to you. What kind of scam are you running here?"

It’s too early for this shit, I say. This sounds like it’s going to be a very stupid conversation. There better be some coffee in the kitchen.

I storm off in search of caffeine. The chaos on the porch follows me inside to start what is surely going to be a most miserable day.

What’s going on out there? Gillian, the last to rise, asks.

Instead of answering, I bang around in the cupboards. What’s a wizard gotta do around here to get some coffee?

BoomBitch slams shut the cupboard I’ve just opened and says, Magic some up. What’s going on out there on the porch? Is Alexandra going to kill that man?

Gillian answers. Not if Ynes gets to him first.

Should we help her? Or are we supposed to protect the guy? BoomBitch asks.

He probably deserves whatever they give him, Gillian says.

I want to argue with her on behalf of men everywhere but from what little I heard before storming off, he totally deserves whatever Ynes and Alexandra are about to do to him.

I grumble in frustration and flop onto one of the kitchen chairs and press my fingers against my temples to try and rid myself of the headache that just decided to pay a visit.

Not that I needed another reason, but I wish Eulalia were here. She’d be able to calm everyone down, heal my headache, and probably find coffee hidden somewhere in this new house of ours.

When Ynes walks in through the front door, I bang my hand on the table. Pack your things, women. We are going to rescue Eulalia!

Ynes clicks her tongue at me. That chica chose to stay in that creepy temple with that creepy goddess. She’s fine. We’ve got real troubles here.

Alexandra joins us back inside the house, too, and glares at Ynes.

I might not dig my feet in so firmly if I had some caffeine. I don’t care if a meteor is falling out of the sky and about to crush us all. I’m not going anywhere without Eulalia. Besides, if we really were about to get hit by a meteor, she’ll be even more important to help keep us all from dying.

Alexandra nods her agreement. Our wizard is right. We spent too much time apart on the last mission. We need to gather up our entire harem before we go off on another adventure.

Ynes’ breasts bounce beautifully when she stomps her foot but her potty mouth somehow makes her even more attractive. This is bullshit. My fucking homeland is going to fall apart if this alliance with the duke doesn’t get fixed. And you want to sit around playing with your balls rather than doing a goddamn thing about it. I hope Eulalia beats the shit out of you when we find her.

When she pauses to take a breath, she must see the horror on our faces. I’m sorry. It’s just... She waves her hands around in the air and ends by pointing at the duke. All this. It’s too much.

I sigh. I’m sorry, Ynes. All this would be easier if we just had some coffee.

It’s right here, Gillian says. But there’s no coffee pot because we’re in medieval times.

I groan in disgust. Next time we level up, somebody better figure out how to make some coffee around here.

A huge explosion outside shakes the house and interrupts our conversation. We all hurry out the front door and follow the villagers down the main road heading to the outskirts of town.

What was that? I ask a boy as