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The Christmas Rabbit
The Christmas Rabbit
The Christmas Rabbit
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The Christmas Rabbit

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The Christmas Rabbit is an adult satire on the commercialization and corruption of the two main Christian holidays, Christmas and Easter. It tells the tale of how Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny came to be and how they were subsequently were conned and coerced by forces beyond their control into making their yearly pilgrimages and annual deliveries and how each proves to be inadequate to their task. Set in the dawn of history as well as the present age, it tells a humorous tale of their exploits and misadventures while carrying out their sentences and contending with The Powers That Be.

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Release dateSep 16, 2022
ISBN9781684986675
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    The Christmas Rabbit - Gilman Jeffers

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