Cosmic Love & The Wild Animal Society

By Theo Von Cezar

Victor, a Romanian man who worked as a security guard, and Tamara, a woman who worked as a Moldavian prosecutor, were approached by a very handsome man, at stake being the survival of the earth. For humanity to go on they would have to fall in love. Would Victor and Tamara accept the eerie proposal made by the man who called himself Satan?

From the African Savannah to the Great Plains, the animals have had enough of Man’s greed, corruption and immorality. Enough is enough. Under the leadership of Nietzsche, an enlightened lion, the animal philosophers of the world have a plan that might just correct the injustices of the past, but will all the humans meekly agree to the new order? What would happen if the world’s animals could think like us and talk like us? What if they could read and reason? And what if they then decided that they have had enough suffering at our hands? Enough of the human propensity for greed and corruption? In this fantastical fable we follow Nietzsche the lion as he rallies all the animals of the world into one final bid for saving the world... from us.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Theo Von Cezar
• Release date: Dec 11, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005771546

Theo Von Cezar

Dystopian fatalist, 'crafter' of Godonism.

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Cosmic Love

&

The Wild Animal Society

A Fable & a Novelette

Cosmic Love

Time, God, Satan, Victor and Tamara

A novelette

by Theo Von Cezar

Copyright © 2020 by Iulius Cezar Teodosiu

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Hello? the domineering voice streamed out of the phone receptor, projecting into God’s left ear.

Hello! God replied, pleasantly surprised.

This is Satan speaking.

I knew it! He knew it. He knew that one day Satan would call him to make things straight between them once again. God was glad that Satan had called him first because he didn’t want to leave the impression that he was desperate for reconciliation, so hearing Satan’s voice made him extremely happy and enthusiastic about life again.

He had been kind of sad lately. Although the earth was not part of his parish anymore, God was tired of watching how humans screwed each other, sometimes for no reason at all other than making fun of each other, or just inflicting pain on their own kind and the other species. While all the other beings inhabiting the other planets in the universe did not create any chaos at all, the earthlings (God called them ‘loonies’) still gave him a lot of bad headaches. Not mentioning the greediness that often surpassed their judgements. As so often it would be the case, humans messed up things big time, very often doing so just for pure entertainment.

The earthlings still wanted to acquire new territories by means of occupancy, still fought useless bloody wars, still blew themselves up and thought of themselves as martyrs for doing so. And what was even weirder than all those atrocious acts was that sometimes they would associate God’s name with their crazy and idiotic actions. God never understood what humans really wanted to achieve. They were so divided in their thoughts. They’re a bunch of lunatics, no doubt about it.

The earthlings’ crazy actions were on God’s agenda every day, distracting him from other important matters in the universe. For example, the expansion and contraction of the universe should have been of great concern to him right now. There was a possibility that a significant change would occur in the next one hundred thousand years, God’s role itself at stake. Actually, very soon—that meaning at least ten thousand years—he and Satan would be summoned by Time to explain the state of all the inhabited and uninhabited planets in the universe. Time did not want to see planets being blown up by atomic bombs, destroyed by a bunch of greedy maniacs; therefore, God and Satan could be held accountable for failing to prevent the disruption of the peace in that corner of the universe.

That being said, a new pact could be made between God and Satan with mighty Time supervising them. This new pact would replace the one that had been made not long after the universe had begun its expansion, when God had been entrusted with taking care of three quarters of the universe whereas Satan had been made responsible with the good functioning of only one quarter of the universe.

Although when it appeared, the earth stood in his parish, God had taken his hands off it after losing it to a fierce game of chess with Satan (that was long before they had become enemies), yet he was quite pissed by the earthlings’ crazy actions and their self-created problems. Period, the humans simply did not know how to live in peace and harmony with one another, plus they had been stupid enough to create an entire arsenal of weapons that could turn the entire earth into a very inhospitable place in just a few minutes.

Time was unaware of God and Satan’s deal, or at least they thought so, but that could change soon if things got out of control on earth. That’s why the humans’ actions were of great concern to God and Satan. They had to unify forces once again to resolve this serious problem right away.

God suffered from nostalgia. The white marble palace he lived in had become too big for him lately, although it was the same as when it had been built, billions of years before the earth had appeared. It had one thousand rooms and one hundred pointy towers!

On the other hand, Satan lived in a much smaller place, a black marble castle with only one hundred rooms and twenty towers. He lived there together with his servants and one hundred beautiful fiancées each no more than 29 years old, whereas God lived only with his servants and his lover, Agatha, aged 44, whom he had sneaked into his parish without Satan’s knowledge.

So, what has made you call me today, dear Sir? God courteously asked Satan.

Problems… There’s a lot of problems on earth. There is an urgent need for restoring things back to a so-called normal state, since things got out of control over there lately. There is an absurd increase in greediness and demand for eternal power on that planet. There are too many dictators on the rise, so to speak. There are some greedy guys who want to rule forever and over everything. Capitalism is on the brink of collapse and they want to replace it with communism. Idiots! I thought we must do something about it, entertain ourselves a bit.

HUH? Are there fools who still believe in communism? Of course, God was perfectly aware of all those things and a lot more happening on earth. For example, he knew that humans nowadays had some virus thing going on in their already screwed up planet.

It’s crazy! I’m telling you, Satan continued, it won’t be too long before they go extinct. We can’t let that happen! There are too many beautiful women over there. We have to save that planet!

Satan was renowned for the affinity he had for beautiful female earthlings with long straight chestnut hair and almond green eyes. He liked all his women to have snub noses, firm breasts and curvy buttocks. He disliked fat women. He himself was a beautiful creature. He had extremely long curly black hair, broad shoulders, long fingers with polished fingernails, black eyes and arched eyebrows. He was all muscles and bones, and was 6 feet tall. We both know that Time wouldn’t like the earth collapse before our eyes, with us doing nothing about it, Satan said. I need your help, my dear friend.

Wow. It’s been thousands of years since Satan had called God ‘dear friend.’ That meant they were heading towards reconciliation. Still, he could never fully trust Satan. He decided to play a wild card. That’s impossible, my friend! God pointed out in his usual baritone voice. "The earth is