Read Our Lips
By Kerry Swope
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Just what are animals thinking? They have a language all of their own, and don't assume they're in a good mood either, or that they're crazy about you all of the time, It doesn't take a genius to know they have feelings, and you might be shocked at what you discover. If you're an animal lover, you can appreciate all of natures best and worst. Enjoy a lighthearted, and sometimes risque' look at our four - legged friends and what they are thinking.
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Read Our Lips - Kerry Swope
INTRODUCTION
We are surrounded by animals our whole lives, and never really understand them. They communicate with us the best they can, in their own way. They size us up and study us with curiosity and wonderment. We assume they love us unconditionally, most of the time, but I am sure they are frequently cussing us out.
I talk to my four rescue dogs daily. I am the one who is in charge, the alpha dog of the pack, but only with the female dog's approval. I usually tell them when I am going, and when I will be back. They don’t hold me to it, but I am sure in their own way they talk things over with each other and keep score.
I am here to declare that I do know what animals are thinking. It is not a sixth sense or a psychotic episode, but the images in my mind are real. So, here we go and hold onto your seats. See what animals really think and talk about, whether real or imagined.
Bring On The Kids!!