Girls, They'll Never Take Us Alive: One 'n Done #2
By Matt Lydon
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Join Joanie, Diane, and Bette on a slow-paced, arthritic thrill ride of geriatric proportions.
This short fiction is the perfect gift for anyone who loves a car chase, diner squabbles, or "Golden Girls" squad goals. This is a story for the ages (and the ageless) that reminds us that memories are only as strong as
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Girls, They'll Never Take Us Alive - Matt Lydon
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One ‘n Done #2
Girls, They’ll Never Take Us Alive
By
Matt Lydon
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Girls, They'll Never Take Us Alive
It was only a few minutes beyond 10am on Friday morning, and Joanie had finally had enough. The waitress hadn’t been back to check on Joanie and her friends after dropping their omelets on the table with a hurried thud. Joanie fixed her mouth into a firm grimace, adjusted her prescription sunglasses and said:
I’m gonna give this bitch a piece of my mind.
Her friends gasped, and while they had heard Joanie swear loudly and often at their weekly meetups, they were never quite prepared for that amount of sass from their octogenarian friend.
Diane, especially, was always taken aback. Joanie, you can’t. Just leave her alone. I didn’t want that much coffee anyway.
It’s the principle of the thing, Di. You can’t let these goddamn chippies get away with bad service.
But--
No buts, I’m giving this owner a piece of my mind.
Joanie slid slowly to the end of the booth’s seat, and started to heave herself out into the aisle of the diner. Her bones, the seat, the table, all creaked with the motion of Joanie wrestling her way to an upright position. After about a minute of struggle, Joanie was on her feet, pocketbook slung over her shoulder, and stepping carefully up to the front desk of the diner, so as not to aggravate the corns inside her therapeutic sneakers.
Joanie. Joanie, come back.
Diane implored while Bette, their stalwart third breakfast companion, silently sipped on now ice-cold, weak tea from a chipped china cup.
Joanie only waved a dismissive hand as she shuffled toward the mints and toothpick dispenser on the cashier’s desk. Diane began to fret and stage whisper loudly to Bette, who only raised an eyebrow above her cold teacup to Diane’s quickening speech. The trio had come there for several years, since they’d met as ushers at the local theater. As all three were retired, they filled their days with activities and groups and outings, of which Friday Morning Breakfast Club was one of their favorites. They’d been coming to this particular diner, the Golden Sunrise Family Restaurant, for years, and generally liked the food and service. Over the last several months that level of service had entered what Joanie often referred to as a death spiral, or circling the terlit drain.
High turnover of servers, the recent death of the original executive chef and the changing of suppliers to a cheaper, down-market purveyor of lower-cost but still edible foodstuffs created a perfect storm that was about to crash open and flood downtown Croydon, courtesy of Joanie.
Yes honey! Hello, my dear! How was it, your breakfast again this Friday morning, yes?
The morning manager, a paunchy, mustachioed Turkish man gliding toward 40, greeted Joanie with gusto, as he did every Friday. He smiled broadly at Joanie, but her grimace soon dimmed the wattage from his joyfully lit face. Something wrong, my honey? Is Kristine not to your usual standard today? Please, tell Mutlu was is the matter.