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    Don't Read This Book!: When Not to Read According to Anastasia, Almost 4 Years Old
    Don't Read This Book!: When Not to Read According to Anastasia, Almost 4 Years Old
    Don't Read This Book!: When Not to Read According to Anastasia, Almost 4 Years Old
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    Don't Read This Book!: When Not to Read According to Anastasia, Almost 4 Years Old

    By Tavis Glassman, Jennifer Glassman and Gerald Natal

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    One day Anastasia and her babysitter, ahem, we mean tutor, Tori, were about to read the first of her assigned 10 books. Suddenly, it occurred to Anastasia that there are times to read and times not to read.

    Tori, at the time a dedicated doctoral student, quickly grabbed a pen and paper and started transcribing (i.e., translating) Anastasia's thoughts, which is the inspiration for this heart felt, humorous, story.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherXlibris US
    Release dateAug 16, 2022
    ISBN9781669838012
    Don't Read This Book!: When Not to Read According to Anastasia, Almost 4 Years Old

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