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Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs: & Other Terrifying Things I Saw at the Gates of Hell Cotillion: Snog Team Six, #2
Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs: & Other Terrifying Things I Saw at the Gates of Hell Cotillion: Snog Team Six, #2
Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs: & Other Terrifying Things I Saw at the Gates of Hell Cotillion: Snog Team Six, #2
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Liam Reilly is an unattached, occasionally delinquent, teenage ward of the state. He lives in a university workshop. He rides a bike made of bamboo. His best friend is an AI named Eiann. Oh, he's a genius too. Liam is content with his life, until a demon named Narvicous Scalegrim Gorgonzola Grimmold Maximus the Terrible (Gerald for short) appears in his workshop eating Cheez-Its and twerking to Cardi B. When a bunch of frat boys open a gate to hell in their basement foosball lounge, it falls on Liam, Eiann, and Gerald to stop the demon army waiting on the other side. Liam—an avowed loner—is stuck working with a bunch of other social outcasts: Jeanie, a T-shirt entrepreneur; her excessively "woke" cousin Mitchell; their androgynous friend Jax a.k.a. Jax Vader a.k.a. DJ Max Spinz; and a mysterious, wise-cracking, East African ninja-assassin, Esmeralda—who also happens to be blind—except when she visits other dimensions; that's a different story. Thrown together with a busload of Latinx children trying to escape a migrant detention facility and an underworld demigod, Liam and his lab partners—Eww, please don't call them friends—basically have to save the world. If they can manage to save each other first. Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs is what you get when you take the supernatural capers of Jonathan Stroud's Bartimaeus Sequence, add in the unabashed nerdiness of Hank Green's An Absolutely Remarkable Thing, followed by a helping of the irreverent edginess of an Angie Thomas novel. Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs is current. It is socially relevant. Don't call it a sequel! It's not. But it is a part of an interconnected world, the Snog Team Six Series, with some returning characters, reoccurring themes, not to mention some running jokes—if you are hip enough to get them, wink wink, nudge nudge. Challenge accepted?

LanguageEnglish
Release dateJul 6, 2022
ISBN9798201808914
Zombies, Frat Boys, Monster Flash Mobs: & Other Terrifying Things I Saw at the Gates of Hell Cotillion: Snog Team Six, #2
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Ted Neill

Globetrotter and fiction writer Ted Neill has worked on five continents as an educator, health professional, and journalist. His writing has appeared in The Washington Post and he has published a number of novels exploring issues related to science, religion, class, and social justice. His debut novel City on a Hill combines his passions together into a thought-provoking page turner with a compelling female protagonist, Sabrina Sabryia. His epic fantasy series, Elk Riders, follows a band of unlikely allies brought together by a mysterious elk as they square off against dark forces taking shape in their world and even in their hearts.

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