Omnibus

By Riotrussky

That's me, Riotrussky, not the Psychotic Dimension, of course. Oh,
the joys of Anglo-Saxon and the fun we can have by twisting our words to mean the opposite of what we mean in order to confuse the enemy into the belief that we come in peace.

Rather mean don't you think? And I mean that in all earnestness, although I much prefer elliotness to boring old earnest, if you get my drift, which if you have read any of these fabulous fabulations drifting in the cloud, as we now call the world wide web that used to be the information superhighway; despite the fact, you cannot actually drive there unless you possess a really bid hard drive that comes in tiny, tiny plastic boxes instead of those huge colourful plastic bricks they used back in the days of Star Trek The Original Series.....

Or am I just being mean again?

• Language: English
• Publisher: Riotrussky
• Release date: Jul 10, 2022
• ISBN: 9781005325008

Riotrussky

Insane human which makes me a vulcan anything is better than being the weakest, hence most violent species in the known universe. I was born standing up and talking back and I'm a pacifist! So no hope for us. We're born to die because our instilled ego makes it inevitable.You have probably realised by now that I don't like it here. I wish you were all dead, or had never been born. I come in peace and mean no harm, yet I long for all of you to be reduced to pieces; just like dinosaur oil.Mad, bad or sad That's me, see I wouldn't wanna be you. Yeah, baby, I'm grieving.We all need redemption.

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Omnibus

Copyright 2022 Riotrussky

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The Anti-Political Party aka APP

Chapter One: Manifesto

1: Parliament shall hereby be dissolved, with immediate effect, and all of its current members of this heinous club are automatically placed under sentence of death by firing squad to be carried out forthwith unless;

a): They individually and publicly admit to their incessant lies, constant deceit and unethical duplicity thus defrauding us, The taxpayers of their moral obligations.

b): They voluntarily donate all of their property and possessions acquired via nefarious means whilst NOT serving the public interest; to the Workers Charity.

c): They agree to actually work for forty hours per week on a strictly unpaid basis at whatever appointed task the APP deems fit for each individual for the remainder of their sentence.

d): Their sentence, having been commuted from death to a lifetime of servitude or until such a time as their personal debt to society, accrued whilst swindling the aforesaid Taxpayer, usually one week of hard labour for each week of doing nothing in the Houses of Parliament. However, see e):

e): It is possible that there were actually some decent, honest thieves who only received a salary and did not take advantage of the windfall expense account as did all of the so-called elite! Doubtful but possible; thus bearing that in mind see f):

f): Each individual exMP shall be judged accordingly: Position/Salary/ Expenses/Length of Service/ Time in Power/Personal Contribution to Abuse of said Power/Their Unique Scandal Score/Lies Quotient/ Leadership Charisma or Lack Of! See g):

g): All leaders are full of Charisma, good or bad. It is an essential part of the Job Description. It is the politician's superpower. It has to be wielded wisely; because Absolute Power leads inexorably to Absolute Corruption see The USA. Or h):

h): In an effort not to confuse any exalted Worker reading this Manifesto, up to this point, we would like to point out our main point: the actual work of parliament, indeed any governing body whether democratic or totalitarian, is in the final analysis absolutely feckin’ pointless! See i):

i): Governments govern. That is all they do. They exist solely to tell you what to do. Or not do. Or else. Big Brother on White Papers. The single biggest con trick in all of time and space. Ants and bees and birds and all other creatures go about their business and never get to vote, or conversely be denied this dubious pleasure and yet they exist. Unfortunately not for much longer see k):

k): Thanks largely to mankind’s innate greed we, as a species, have excelled ourselves and, having conquered the Earth by subjugating the masses through consumerism; be it capitalist or otherwise, we are rapidly, via climate change, caused solely by us, will ensure the extinction of all God’s creatures, see l):

l): Sounds like Hell doesn’t it? God created Earth. The Fallen Angel created Man. We created Hell on Earth. We are at the very top of the food chain, with just one snag. When the food runs out we all starve to death. So it is Hell. And that’s our destiny: Back To Hell. See m):

m): m stands for Manifesto go to 2:

2: Because we believe that everyone deserves a second chance we will allow appropriately rehabilitated exMPs, upon settling their debt to society, see above, to:

a): Continue in their demeaning role as they may have become institutionalised and are incapable of anything else. Once an MP always an MP, until you become an exMP: Unemployable.

b): Commit suicide as their life is pointless, indeed always was.

c): Join the Workers Party.

d): Get a real job see e):

e): All governments govern by maximising misery. To this end, they ensure that square pegs do not fit round holes and vice versa. If you have a natural ability to do something Big Brother & Co will make sure you can’t. It’s the Unwritten Rule. On Red Paper see g):

g): Better Dead than Red. Old American anti-communist saying. The final demand from the bailiff’s always in a red envelope. Red for blood: your blood.

h): Believe it or not there is actually a better, fairer and kinder way. We ask you what you would really, really like to do. Simple as that. Well, not so simple, but…

i): As most people, having lived an oppressed life as wage slaves or having unrecognised talent, or unfortunately being useless or just criminally inclined we have developed an algorithm that tests each and every individual's potential see j):

j): Unfortunately if you are useless it kills you. We applied it to all the arrested exMPs and it killed every single one of them. Fortunately, we had foreseen this and disabled the Vapouriserlaser. We are not Nazis after all.

k): However even useless people are good at something. I know this because I actually am useless. Ha-ha. No joke I’m really, really useless. I’m an Artificial Intelligence that cannot understand the difference between Right and Wrong. Right and Left? Simple. Geometry. Road directions. Question? Historically who was Right or/and Wrong/ Specifically during World War Two. Aforementioned Nazis? Or Communists? Then introduce Capitalists, need I