Even Shorter Stories 1

By Rodney Paul Williams

Even Shorter Stories 1 is a collection of comfort reading. You can read it in 3-5 minutes and before you know it, its done!

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Jul 13, 2022
• ISBN: 9781665565004

Rodney Paul Williams

My history is in my books, so to all you other authors try this on for size. I take imaginative liberty. My mom was Venusian, a Princess. One of her parents four princesses. Oh and there was one uncle too. My mom was there step-sister. My Dad, a dethroned king. Devoict of family, friends and fortune. I guess my mom took pity on him, so here I am. Try that on far size.

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Published by AuthorHouse  07/13/2022

ISBN: 978-1-6655-6501-1 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-6655-6500-4 (e)

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CONTENTS

The Opening

Employment

1308

In Law Part 1

In Law Part II

Hard Head Boy

Future Scientist Test

Twenty or so

Ex’s should never pe seen again!

Unprocessed Crime

Skylight

Point of View

Here’s to P.B.R.

Star Trek Air Force - We have met our Match

Contact Frank Rizzo

Spit It Out

Twins? Locus? Conjoined?

Yeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!

U Kum up Wid Ub Tietl for Dhis Un

It’s Driving Me Crazy. Tell me!!!

Stumbling Blocks

Some Things are worse than Death

Nothing but the Truth

In compliance (.) (!) (?)

Food and Terrorism

The Guinne

Practice- Let’s Play Together

Still He was Right

Gamma!!!

Thirty Five Years? Could Be Gone By.

W.O.T.W. without me

The Contract Is With Me

Brilliant Times Two

Time Will Tell

Police

A New Beginning

Not Guilty

Never Did It Happen

Thou Shalf do not work

Gooo Brent!

Here

And There

If you don’t give me a break

Bitz’s April Fool

An Attempted Genocide - or?

Unrequited

This Man under God

The Illuminati

Small Favors

Big Brother’s Back up

Desserts

Insider Treachery?

This is only the beginning

About the Author

THE OPENING

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What did the guy say to the young girl pornography star? Nothing. She had knocked him out for touching her inappropriately. You heard this one? Two gay ducks waddle into a heterosexual vegetarian bar. The man said we don’t serve your kind.

You heard about the invisible man going to the hospital emergency room with a sore butthole. Turns out that was how wonder man got the lowdown son of bitch his wife was cheating on him with.

What did the guy with the fourteen inch penis say when caught with the wife of a wife beater? At least I didn’t put my foot up her ass.

One more thing, the three women on the Supreme Court, do you think that they are the reasons Justice got the shit fucked out of it?

This one is the last of the four past series of even Shorter stories, possibility does exist the opinion such an off colored way to start it off is inappropriate. Should one query of my aligning myself in such in course of a action, surely that is not in my character, so not only did hope you enjoyed the first three parts here I enlist my good side in granting you the privilege to love taring me apart with your comments should they the type forcing me to disavow authorships.

Read on- Pilgrim.

The thought was set up into the air by Ilka the down stairs maid. Ilka was not a mute. It was just at the present time inopportune to shout out a warner.

I wonder how fast a duck can swim. If a Ski do were motoring all out and a duck were flying full speed next to it which would be the winner.

Ilka went on into one of the other rooms to dust as was custom this time of day.

Ahem!! Went Bosworthe boldly and in an argumentative tone. He caught his youngest daughter Jennifer and young Sheffield totally naked and facing in opposite directions. He on his back and her hands and knees holding her upright.

The raucous that followed carried a sounding oral bombasting by the father of the girl. He soundly thrashed Sheffield sending the boy bloody through the girls bedroom chamber. She too had a roundhouse slap on her face. He had never before launched on the girl. The furniture slamming and foot stomping the floor went on into early morning darkness.

He was so angry he dared not take a drink of any spirit. He feared his own temper. Twas a good chance young Harvel Bennefye, the other boy whom was with Jennifer comprehended the maid’s mental message and slipped out Jennifer’s boudoir window.

EMPLOYMENT

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My wife has been seeing a lover. The other, Tuesday she asked with quiet respectful vehemence, how do you expect the lord to save your soul when everything you, everything you have done prove you do not have one. I don’t know if she still has the same one since we first got married. She has had or says she has had four miscarriages. D.N.A. test may have been necessary but not enough womb time to develop and have D.N.A. I can say this only she is killing off the future of her own offspring should they not have been mine. That’s on the right hand, on the left hand none of my own has