History of the World in 100 Modern Objects
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Since Spring 2013, Francesca Hornak has been writing a hugely popular column in the Sunday Times Style section, 'History of the World in 100 Modern Objects'. Featuring a different iconic object each week, the column explores contemporary middle-class life through the objects we fetishise. Each column is a little vignette about a different character, such as Izzy, who's 26 and interns at Kelly Hoppen and gets into a spat with her flatmate about a twee Oliver Bonas cake stand, Nick, 40, who's considering the safety aspects of his children's bike trailer and remembering his old DJing days, and Philippa, 64, who's tussling with her Sky TV remote after her divorce. Funny, charming and sometimes poignant, each column is an evocative slice of modern life.
The columns are accompanied by crisp, colourful illustrations by the illustrator James Joyce, which make the book into a design object itself.
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History of the World in 100 Modern Objects - Francesca Hornak
INTRODUCTION
I’m afraid I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t conscious of products and brands. As a small child in the 1980s I registered the nuances of Barbie versus Sindy, and was keen to be a Start-rite person, not a Clarks person. I even used to hop between Channel 4 and ITV, hunting for ads. At the time I knew I liked the little stories about people’s lives and homes. But I imagine my ad-habit also gave me an early sense of our collective aspirations and anxieties. That sounds awful on paper, but it has actually brought me a great deal of fun in my work, not least writing this column for The Sunday Times Style magazine.
History Of The World In 100 Modern Objects all began with the Daunt Books bag. I started seeing it constantly – or at least in every Waitrose in London – as if it was the bourgeoisie’s new It Bag. None of these Daunt carriers would have described themselves as label junkies, I’m sure. But there they were, clearly pleased to be a Daunt Books sort of person. The Brompton bike, KitchenAid mixer and Sophie the Giraffe were all in my sights from the outset, too, although my favourite objects were often those we use without thinking – like the plastic soy sauce fish in takeaway sushi.
As I went on I began linking different stories. There’s a wedding at Thudbury Hall that spans three columns, a hipster restaurant called Pork Shop that pops up twice, and a wheelie suitcase that commutes back and forth from the house in ‘Jo Malone Candle’. I wrote some columns as pairs, so that Miss Davies in ‘Gemstone iPhone Cover’ gets her own say in ‘E-Vape’, and Froufrou Dot the fashion blogger has the last laugh on Georgia Row, a bullying journalist. There are lots of incidental links too – Matt in ‘Corner Sofa’ is the ex who dumped Kate in ‘Extra Large Wineglasses’, for example, and Julian who throws the Moroccan pouffe out of his therapist’s window is the angry art dealer in ‘Joseph Joseph Chopping Boards’. Not surprisingly, the ‘world’ of the column’s title turned out to be rather a small one.
Pinpointing social tribes is one of Style’s strengths, and I was lucky that readers seemed to enjoy seeing themselves parodied. It made the column very entertaining to write, and I’m grateful to my editors for letting me make up stories, when I was supposed to be a journalist.
illustrationCAMBRIDGE SATCHEL
Jess, 25, is angry. She’s angry that her dad pays her rent, while she interns at a digital media agency. She’s angry about Robin Thicke, cupcakes and Page 3. She’s really angry that she had a sex dream about Spencer from Made in Chelsea.
Like her flatmates, Jess wears stonewash denim, buttoned-up shirts and Urban Outfitters brogues. In her Cambridge Satchel, among the detritus of Vaseline tins, flyers for new pop-ups and ironic scrunchies, is a plastic frog named Albert – found on a night out, and kept for lolz. Since all social life revolves around their old group from Sussex Uni, Jess often feels like there’s nobody left to meet in the world. Maybe she’ll move to New York (her answer to everything).
Jess starts a feminist blog called Patheticphallusy, and posts on dating in the age of social media. Nobody comments, except her mother, who calls from Guildford to explain that Englishmen have always been ineffectual. Jess knows this, having ‘dated’ the feckless Louis for months. Last night they had their first row, about her pressuring him to book a holiday. She is rather pleased – arguing means they’re a real couple. Then she’s angry with herself for being pleased.
illustrationHILDON MINERAL WATER
It’s Rich and Claire’s 10th anniversary. They park Sophia and Alfie with their nan and check into Cowton Manor, Bushey. Claire has had a blow-dry and a bikini wax. They haven’t had sex since Valentine’s Day.
Cowton (a stately home turned boutique hotel) is painted in Farrow & Ball Pigeon, and stuffed with oversized armchairs and old Scrabble sets. Their bed, with its army of pillows, is flanked by Hildon water bottles and multiple dimmer switches. Waffle robes and Ren products wait in the bathroom. Claire suggests they try the rainforest shower, but the torrent threatens her blow-dry, so she has to wear the clingfilmy shower cap. It’s a bit of a mood killer. Rich flops in front of Sky Sports until dinner, while she tries on her new lingerie. At 7pm, they wade through the seasonal tasting menu and its many wines. After, they’re too full for anything but sleep.
The bed is bliss, but Claire wakes hourly with a raging thirst. She drinks her Hildon, then Rich’s, then all the still and sparkling in the minibar. At 9.49am, Rich wakes her, insisting they catch breakfast. When they check out, he is charged £14 for the minibar. She should have drunk the water from the bathroom tap, he snaps. They drive off in silence.
illustrationNESPRESSO MACHINE
Every Monday, the creatives gather round the Nespresso machine for Team Catch-Up. Today, project manager Drew kicks off with an introduction. Lauren is joining Kewtie.com from a rival fashion e-tailer. She has an awesome skill set, in terms of content deliverables. Everyone grins and cheers weakly.
Kewtie’s offices are light, airy and littered with product samples. The creatives wear dungarees, and the commercial team wear fake tan. Coders go unseen. They have a wall of staff Polaroids, and cake o’clock at 4pm. On Fridays, the Baywatch theme signals EoP and Team Kewtie hits the pub.
Back at the Nespresso machine, Drew, 30, is suddenly unsure whether it’s ‘sea change’ or ‘step change’, and ends up announcing a ‘steam change’. Everyone nods. Going forward, there will be a steam change regarding their retail-editorial integration strategy across key territories. Core brand values will be delivered via a new content initiative, in terms of bi-weekly ‘Call to Action’ home pages. Everyone keeps nodding. A plate of croissants remains eyed but untouched.
Later, Drew emails Lauren: ‘Great to have you on board!! Going forward, you’ll be taking ownership of trend content from an editorial perspective.’ Lauren asks for clarification. Confused, Drew replies: ‘We need you to write about trends.’
illustrationDAUNT BOOKS BAG
Margaret’s book club is going to an author reading at Daunt’s. It was Linda’s idea. Margaret, 66, would rather meet at someone’s house and compare grandchildren