The Happy Vagina: An entertaining, empowering guide to gynaecological and sexual wellbeing
By Mika Simmons
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About this ebook
The Happy Vagina shines a light on both the unique and sometimes awkward facts about everything gynaecological, creating an open dialogue for all sexes and generations.
“A fierce and fabulous celebration of women. Mika’s straight-talking, no-nonsense writing means she is the friend we don’t just want, but need. Beautiful and empowering. A must read.” – Laura Whitmore
In a world where the vagina is still, too frequently, considered taboo, this book aims to entertain, educate and enlighten. Mika Simmons, creator and host of 'The Happy Vagina' podcast, rightly believes that this taboo is problematic and can lead to a whole host of health issues. Intimate health and pleasure can be hard to talk about, regardless of background or experience, The Happy Vagina is here to smash this stigma for women, and men.
Medicine, politics, religion, and social conditioning have all had a thoroughly improper and exaggerated influence on women’s being – with many of the falsehoods told still negatively impacting us. Mika’s intention is to re-educate us all by shining a light on these ridiculous, historical myths and then debunk them by sharing the most unique, incredible, and empowering facts about the vagina, thereby encouraging a more open dialogue for everyone.
Covering everything from the myth of the wandering womb to mindful masturbation and orgasms to period poverty, the history of contraception, pregnancy and being childfree, Mika’s approachable and positive message urges all of us to know, and appreciate, our own bodies.
Mika Simmons
Mika Simmons is an actress, writer, award winning filmmaker and host of The Happy Vagina podcast which empowers women through inspirational content that both educates and entertains. On the podcast, Mika interviews pioneering guests as they explore women’s health, equality and relationships. In January 2021 Mika was chosen by Harpers Bazaar’s as one of their female Visionaries for 2021.
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The Happy Vagina - Mika Simmons
CHAPTER 1
HYSTERICAL HISTRIONICS
A POTTED HISTORY OF WOMEN’S HEALTH
THE ANCIENT GREEKS HAVE A LOT TO ANSWER FOR…
When it comes to modern medicine, the male body has long been assumed to be the ‘better model’, but it hasn’t always been this way.
Women, women’s bodies and even women’s vaginas used to be worshipped as the epitome of anatomical design. Valued in their role as life givers and protectors of the earth, women were held as at least equal to men, if not superior. Almost every ancient culture has examples of maternal deities which honour the cycle of life – sexual union, birth, nurture and female creativity (see here).
So, where did it all go so wrong? To fully comprehend how all the sexist nonsense started, we have to look back at the often great, yet frequently deluded, philosophers of Ancient Greece. Although Greek philosophers didn’t exactly invent misogyny, they did put forward the ridiculous suggestion that men were superior to women and should be dominant in the name of ‘divine good’.
Whose divine good?
Theirs, obviously.
It almost certainly all started with a chap called Aristotle (c. 384–322 BC), who is sometimes described as the ‘godfather of evidence-based medicine’.
It was this Aristotle (who, by the way, was not a doctor at all but simply a man who thought a lot) who made the biological assumption that the anatomy and physiology of the male form was the fully developed human, therefore concluding that a woman, by comparison, must be a ‘deformed male’.
THE FIRST PROBLEM FOR ALL OF US, MEN AND WOMEN, IS NOT TO LEARN, BUT TO UNLEARN.
GLORIA STEINEM
AND WHAT, YOU MAY ASK, MAKES A WOMAN A ‘PHYSICALLY FAULTY’ HUMAN?
Why, her inability to produce semen, of course! Which, according to Aristotle, was the only thing necessary for human conception. In Aristotle’s mind, woman was dormant in the act of procreation, simply an empty receptacle where ‘glorious Man’ could create a new human. WTF?
These Ancient Greek myths, featuring women as the inferior sex, then became the bedrock on which physicians developed a medical system that has pretty much wreaked havoc on women’s health ever since.
First, there was the physician Hippocrates (c. 460–375 BC). Yes, the same Hippocrates of the medical world’s Hippocratic oath. It was Hippocrates who was the first to use the term ‘female hysteria’ and claim that the cause of this disease lay in the ‘abnormal movements’ of the uterus in a woman’s body.
Then there was Aretaeus (second century AD), who also believed that a woman’s uterus wandered about her body like an ‘animal within an animal’, causing illness as it banged into the spleen or liver. What’s more, he was convinced that these wandering wombs were attracted to fragrant smells and that, therefore, a physician could lure them back into place by presenting the vagina with pleasant scents. Hysterical!
Next up was the so-called creator of modern medicine, Galen (c. AD 131–210), who incidentally performed all his medical investigations on male animals.
While Galen made some progress by rejecting Aretaeus’s myth of the wandering uterus – phew! – he sadly did far more damage when he claimed that a woman’s reproductive organs were simply those of an ‘underdeveloped male’.
Yes, that is correct, Galen firmly believed that the human body was basically unisexual and the two sexes were inside-out versions of each other, with the male of course being primary and the female secondary. It was also Galen who was responsible for the absurd idea that, like men, women produced an essential ‘seed’ that was necessary to procreate and released only upon orgasm.
As studies have consistently suggested that men experience orgasms during intercourse over 99% of the time, while in women, this occurs only around 50% – can you imagine the pressure?!
INVISIBLE WOMEN
But what happened next was, perhaps, worse than all of the Ancient Greeks’ hypothesizing. In the early sixteenth century, the ban on the dissection of human corpses was finally lifted but as the practice was only permitted on hanged felons, the bodies were predominantly male. In fact, historians have found that male bodies were dissected two or three times as often as female bodies.
The consequences were devastating. Female reproductive and gynaecological anatomy was largely excluded from medical literature and, shockingly, it means they are still often misinterpreted today. For example, rarely do modern anatomical texts illustrate the clitoris in its full glory with ‘legs’ that extend deep inside the vaginal wall; the labia are commonly misrepresented as symmetrical and the vaginal canal is drawn as a huge gaping hole when, in fact, in its relaxed state the walls touch. More on that later (see here) but for now, back to the early sixteenth century and over to Italy.
In comes the legend that is Leonardo da Vinci (1452–1519). Have you ever noticed that, in his revered human anatomy sketches, the uteruses look more like those of other animals? Well, you’d be right. While Leonardo is famous for his meticulous observations of the human form, with many of his beautiful illustrations still relevant today, he fell somewhat short of accurate when sketching the female reproductive tract. Due to the difficulty of getting female bodies to study, Leonardo felt he had no choice but to fill in the gaps in his knowledge… with animal dissections!
Finally, and providing the last piece of the puzzle that set the stage for the gender health gap, there was Andreas Vesalius (1514–1564), considered the father of anatomy for his 1543 book On the Fabric of the Human Body. Vesalius not only prolonged the myth that the vagina was the female equivalent of the penis, he added in the catastrophic idea that the clitoris was an ‘abnormal’ part that didn’t occur in healthy women and only existed in hermaphrodites. As if that wasn’t enough, he also drew vessels between the vagina and breasts to demonstrate his belief that menstrual blood became milk. Baffling!
These patriarchal theories on human anatomy went on to dominate and influence medical science for the next 1,500 years.
RELIGION ALSO HAS A LOT TO ANSWER FOR
When women’s bodies were finally freely dissected in the nineteenth century, images of reproductive systems were considered to be sinful and scandalous. So, most books either hid the images of genitals under flaps of paper, or omitted them entirely. University of Cambridge researchers recently discovered an anatomy book with a triangular cut out where the vagina would have appeared.
Don’t even get us started on the incomprehensibly detrimental impact it had on women’s sex lives and pleasure.
AN ACTUAL, REAL-LIFE VAGINA
It wasn’t until the nineteenth century that a doctor finally got a good look inside a living vagina. Of course – it was a male doctor. But did he treat it with the respect and adoration it deserved? Of course not!
In the 1840s, James Marion Sims was a young Alabama doctor, who not only invented the vaginal speculum, which gynaecologists still use to open and see inside the vagina, he also pioneered the first surgery to repair vesicovaginal fistula (a complication of childbirth in which a hole opens between the vagina and the bladder). While Sims’ innovations might