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    Prose and Cons
    Prose and Cons
    Prose and Cons
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    Prose and Cons

    By Gary Ammann

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    "Prose and Cons" is a quirky collection of poetry written by Gary Ammann—a self-named badass with a sense of humor.

    Ammann is an author of more than 500 poems; this collection showcases humor and darkness spanning from 1976 to 2020. The pages are filled with places you may have seen, but you've never seen them like this!

    See Arizona through a desert rat's eyes. Visit a bar called the Shook Shack, where your life's worth about $100. Read a story on just about everything—except glory.

    "Prose and Cons" is a fun journey of prose you won't find anywhere else. And please, don't take the author too seriously!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBookBaby
    Release dateMar 31, 2022
    ISBN9781667833507
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      Prose and Cons - Gary Ammann

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      © 2021 Gary Ammann

      ISBN: 978-1-66-783350-7

      All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

      Table of Contents

      ARIZONA MONSOON

      The Plot is Ticking

      AMERICAN MADE

      Dear Season Tonight

      Lady’s Choice

      No Blues

      To: Precious Tears From: Bleeding Man

      ARIZONA COOL

      DON’T CRY FOR ME

      Trapped In a Mirror

      END OF DAYS (COUNT MY SINS)

      SKULL VALLEY

      RED WEDDING DRESS

      WALLEYED POLKA

      Unknown Poet

      I’ve Been Inside

      American Soldier

      HER EYES

      ORIGINAL SYN

      PINOCHEE-OH

      SHOOK SHACK

      So Chic

      To Modern Woman

      THAT CERTAIN LOOK

      Man in the Boat

      STUCK IN TAR

      HOT ROD HEAVEN

      DECLARATION

      KILLER PRESS

      VAMPIRE DESIRE

      SHAKE DEM BONES

      BIG WHEEL

      TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE

      Just left of What’s Right

      CANNIBAL CARNIVAL

      Snake Island

      This Christmas

      One-Eyed Jack

      VIRUS INSIDE US

      1       ARIZONA MONSOON

      2       THE PLOT IS TICKING

      3       AMERICAN MADE

      4       ITS DEAR SEASON TONIGHT

      5       LADIES’ CHOICE

      6       NO BLUES

      7       To: PRECIOUS TEARS FROM: BLEEDING MAN

      8       ARIZONA COOL

      9       DON’T CRY FOR ME

      10       TRAPPED IN A MIRROR

      11       END OF DAYS (COUNT MY SINS)

      12       SKULL VALLEY

      13       RED WEDDING DRESS

      14       WALLEYED POLKA

      15       THE UNKNOWN POET

      16       I’VE BEEN INSIDE

      17       AMERICAN SOLDIER

      18       HER EYES

      19       ORIGINAL SYN

      20       PINOCHEE•OH!

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