Like My Teacher Always Said . . .: Weighty Words, Crazy Wisdom, the Road to Detention, and Advice We Could Never Forget, Even If We Tried
By Erin McHugh
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My high school chemistry teacher used to tell us, “Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now, she doesn’t need them.” It was a joke. I think. But it sure got the point across.—Alicia on Mr. P.
The author of Like My Mother Always Said and Like My Father Always Said returns with a new crowdsourced collection of quips, quotes, and stories from people recalling childhood influences from grade school instructors to piano teachers, Catholic school sisters, guidance counselors, coaches, and mentors. In addition, teachers themselves have contributed some entertaining reminiscences and tales from the classroom.
With chapters such as “Scare Tactics,” “Advice That Stuck,” and “Crazy Town,” the entries range from the wise to the weird—provoking nostalgia, inspiration, and more than a few good laughs.
Erin McHugh
Erin McHugh is a former publishing industry executive and the author of many books of humor, inspiration, history, and more. A devoted pickleballer, she lives in South Dartmouth, Massachusetts.
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Like My Teacher Always Said . . . - Erin McHugh
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SCARE
TACTICS
Any teacher with experience—like, a week’s worth of experience—knows that sometimes one of the best ways to keep law and order in the classroom is through instilling a little harmless fear. Nothing crazy or long-lasting to the psyche—just a few tricks to temporarily scare the students straight . . . at least until the bell rings.
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My seventh-grade English teacher just loved signs, I guess. Above the door beneath the clock was: Time passes . . . will YOU?
He also had a round sign hanging from one of the light fixtures that read TOIT.
His point was that everyone always says they’re going to get AROUND TO IT (a round TOIT, get it?), but they never do.
– CAIT on Mr. M
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This paper looks like you dipped a chick in ink and let it run around your paper,
Mrs. K. wrote on my assignment in the fifth grade. This was right before she gave me a failing grade in penmanship. This followed Miss O., my fourth-grade teacher, who announced to the class that William would receive the monthly handwriting sample because he has the worst penmanship she had ever seen. I will not reveal my age here (though here’s a hint: I’m retired), but it never got any better.
– WILLIAM
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I tell every parent with a student from ninth grade and onward: Don’t go away for even a weekend for the next four years.
– SUSAN
The most memorable thing one of my teachers said to me was in kindergarten. She said, Mind your own business.
I had simply asked why there was a sixth grader sitting on a stool in a corner facing the wall in our classroom. I was stricken! I grew up to be an author, and I have always wondered if that incident had something to do with the fact that I have spent almost my entire career asking (and answering) questions.
– ERIC on Mrs. B.
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My high school chemistry teacher used to tell us, Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now, she doesn’t need them.
It was a joke. I think. But it sure got the point across.
– ALICIA on Mr. P.
My second-grade teacher, Mr. K., had me pegged from the start. He was constantly after me, saying, You had better settle down and settle down FAST!
– LEIGH on Mr. K.
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I teach pre-K, and I get some kids with real potty mouths, even at that age. I’m never going to be able to eradicate it, but I try to make a dent.
You’re not allowed to say bad words unless you’re eighteen,
I tell them. How old are you?
Four,
they’ll say. Five.
OK, no bad words, then. You can say them when you are eighteen.
Do you say bad words?
they want to know next.
Not when I’m with you guys,
I say, reminding them, "because you’re