If Animals Could Talk: A Children's Book for Adults

By Carla Butwin and Josh Cassidy

If animals could talk, what would they say? Certainly nothing polite, according to this hilarious illustrated book. On these pages, you'll meet over 100 uncensored animals showing the whole range of human emotions and foibles, from sassy to grumpy, arrogant to dejected, glib to nonplused. "How old did you say you were," asks the cougar. "Rise and shine, assholes," trills the bird. "Ball is life," proclaims the hamster. "I have zero interest in seeing you later," quoth the alligator. Giggle and belly laugh your way through this definitely not-for-kids, probably not-safe-for-work collection of brilliant insights into the filthy animals all around us.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Microcosm Publishing
• Release date: Apr 26, 2022
• ISBN: 9781648410697

Carla Butwin

Carla Butwin is an illustrator and Creative Director from Detroit, Michigan. By day, she creates award-winning advertising campaigns for brands like Busch beer, Tylenol, and Oreo. By night, she sleeps. Her work has been featured on The Huffington Post, Mashable, and BuzzFeed. Carla's other passions include contemporary art, fresh pastries, and ogling dogs on the street.

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