An Alphabetical Menagerie
By Simon Fisher
()
About this ebook
The author wrote the verses originally to humour himself in the midst of the Covid pandemic, when he was obliged to self-isolate. Subsequently, he thought they might entertain his sister's grandchildren, or indeed anyone else's, especially if they (the verses, that is) were accompanied by illustrations. It is the author's hope, however, that the book will appeal to young and old alike. If the verses don't make you laugh or at least smile, the illustrations by Dave F. Smith should.
Oh, and by the way, just in case you don't know your alphabet, this book will provide you with ample opportunities to learn it.
Simon Fisher
Born in Northern Ireland, Simon Fisher has spent most of his life in England. Until his retirement, he taught German and French in secondary schools, with a break of three years teaching English in Germany. He wrote the verses for this book to entertain his great nephew and nieces and was fortunate enough to count among his acquaintances Dave F Smith, who kindly provided the illustrations. He is fluent in German and has written a published translation into English of the memoirs of Erich Feldtkeller, a First World War general, one of whose descendants he married.
Related to An Alphabetical Menagerie
Related ebooks
Funny Tales of Budgerigars Straight from the Author's Aviaries Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPeculiar Zoo Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5100 Under 100: The Race to Save the World's Rarest Living Things Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Atlas of Dangerous Animals Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMammals Guide Book - From A to F | Mammals for Kids Encyclopedia | Children's Mammal Books Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe World's Strangest Animals Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHunting the Elephant in Africa and Other Recollections of Thirteen Years' Wanderings Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe A to Z Book of Birds: An ABC for Young Bird Lovers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAn Alphabet of Quadrupeds: Comprising descriptions of their appearance and habits Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMonsters in the Night Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHunting the Elephant in Africa and Other Recollections of Thirteen Years' Wanderings Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe World's Weirdest Animals Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Wild Child's Guide to Endangered Animals Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Book of the Otter: A manual for sportsmen and naturalists Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCanaries as Pets - A Guide to the Selection, Care and Breeding of Canaries Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSentinel Chickens: What Birds Tell Us About Our Health And Our World Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsFoxes The Ultimate Fox Book: Learn more about your favorite sly mammal Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Guide to Owning and Caring for a Parrot - Tips for Training, Taming, Breeding and Housing these Beautiful Birds Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Ivory King: A popular history of the elephant and its allies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLearn on the Loo: Making Your Me Time More Productive Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Secret Life of an Arable Field: Plants, Animals and the Ecosystem Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsA Zeal of Zebras: An Alphabet of Collective Nouns Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5RSPB Spotlight Frogs and Toads Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Ivory King: History of the elephant and its allies Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsQuadrupeds, What They Are and Where Found: A Book of Zoology for Boys Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsCurious Lists for Kids—Animals: 206 Fun, Fascinating, and Fact-Filled Lists Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHave You Heard of Me ABC Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsAlphabet Zoo Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMy First Book about the Alphabet of Ducks: Amazing Animal Books - Children's Picture Books Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Humor & Satire For You
Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Don't Panic: Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Yes Please Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Britt-Marie Was Here: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Farrell Covington and the Limits of Style: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Garbage Pail Kids Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5
Related categories
Reviews for An Alphabetical Menagerie
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
An Alphabetical Menagerie - Simon Fisher
Simon Fisher
Illustrated by Dave F Smith
Copyright © Simon Fisher 2022
The right of Simon Fisher to be identified as author of this work has been asserted in accordance with sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988.
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without the prior permission of the publishers.
Any person who commits any unauthorised act in relation to this publication may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages.
A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library.
ISBN 9781398461239 (Paperback)
ISBN 9781398461246 (ePub