BD's School Days
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David E. Gates recounts his time at City of Portsmouth Boys School and the adventures, or misadventures perhaps would be a better description, whilst he attended the famed institution.
David E. Gates
David E. Gates has published several books and short-stories. His first book, Access Denied, is a true story. A deeply personal and heart-wrenching account of becoming a father and having to fight the mother and Family Courts to see his daughter and also battles against the incompetence and lies of the Child Support Agency who seem hell-bent on ruining him, emotionally and financially.. It has garnered 100% positive reviews. The Roots of Evil, his first horror novel, is a graphic, violent, intense and gore-laden horror story. His second fictional novel, The Wretched, is an original horror story set in and around Portsmouth. David has made a documentary film about the battlefield memorials in Ypres, Belgium called Ypres – The Battlefield Tours and previously wrote film reviews for Starburst and Samhain magazines and interviewed the likes of Clive Barker, Terry Pratchett, James Herbert and many others. He has also written many short stories and poems, a full-length motion picture screenplay, the screenplay to a short film and in his spare time hosts a rock radio show. Also by David E. Gates: Access Denied The Roots of Evil The Wretched Omonolidee First Words Unzipped: The Mind of a Madman The Projectionist A Planned Demise The Ghost of Clothes Fixing the Faker The Christmas Carol Omonolidee - Morgado, Portugal, 2018. Two Sides of Vegas
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Books
Access Denied
The Roots of Evil
Omonolidee
First Words
The Wretched
Unzipped: The Mind of a Madman
The Deeper Roots of Evil
BD’s Big Diet Book
UFO
Short Stories
The Ghost of Clothes
The Christmas Carol
A Planned Demise
Omonolidee – Two Sides of Vegas
Omonolidee – Morgado, Portugal, 2018
Fixing the Faker
End Request
Motorcycle Man
The Shitty Chalet
He Came Back
Screenplays
The Projectionist
Films
Ypres – The Battlefields Tour
Coming Soon
The Climbing Frame
Cinema
Mind Blood
Dedication
For Dean, without whom I wouldn't have these memories.
Lower School
Fatty Burrows
we called him. He wasn’t just fat though. He was fucking huge. When looked at from the side, he looked like a weeble with legs.
He was the Deputy Headmaster and taught Technical Drawing to the secondary school pupils of the City of Portsmouth Boys School. This was in the lower school – the educational institution being split across two locations, an upper and lower school, a few blocks apart in Hilsea. I don’t recall learning that much from his class. But the memories I have from attending them, and other classes and events at school, are brilliant.
Like when a student would call Burrows over to ask him something, accidentally
knocking his pencil on the floor, which Burrows would then bend over to retrieve. The pupils behind him would simulate being in a wind tunnel as his fulsome arse came into view, holding their ties behind their necks to exacerbate the imaginary effect of a prolonged gust.
He fell over once. In the corridor. Fell over onto his massive belly. And simply couldn’t get up. He couldn’t even roll over onto his back to enable himself to sit. Had to be helped up by two, maybe three, students. Funny as fuck.
Burrows came