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The Hummus King and the Bathtub Queen
The Hummus King and the Bathtub Queen
The Hummus King and the Bathtub Queen
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The pain and frustration caused by the inability to find a woman or a job, turned Amir, a sensitive guy with a gentle soul, into a sex monster. In a vulgar, yet sensitive manner, Amir tells us of his sexual and non-sexual experiences in New York, to which he went to study film. While there he meets Philly, with whom he fell head over heels in love, yet during a wonderful orgy she totally flips and kicks him out. This only made him sicker. And what was he asking for? Love!!
“I thought I love women, so I was with a lot. And then I met someone who told me that a guy who loves women only needs one. So I was with one woman every day.”

Bio of Ilan Heitner:
Author of some of Israel’s best selling books for over two decades.
His first book "Wisdom of the Pretzel” (1998), sold over 150,000. His second book “King of the Hummus” (2005) sold over 130,000, his third book “MeatBalls” (2008) sold over 100,000 copies, his fourth book “The Perfect Idiot” (2011) sold over 80,000 copies,  his fifth book “The Man” (2016) sold over 50,000 copies, and his most recent book "7,250" (2018) has sold more than 30,000 copies in the first two months since it was published, and
It seems to be his greatest success ever!
LanguageEnglish
PublisherBooxAi
Release dateDec 29, 2021
ISBN9789655779158
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