My Bloody Valentine
By Kat Crimson
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My name is Val—short for Valentina. It’s a stupid name. I hate it. My parents named me after the worst ‘holiday’ of the year. Hands down.
I’m sure you can sense the sarcasm in my tone when I say ‘holiday.’ I mean, everyone knows it’s made up. The greeting card industries shacked up with a few loose flower vendors and some tawdry chocolatiers and decided all they had to do was dress it up with some snazzy marketing, and the whole thing was going to make them a ton of bucks. It all makes me sick. I avoid it like the plague—or I would have, if I hadn’t run out of cat food.
Yes, that’s right, I’m a cat lady. Sneer all you want—I would—but it’s the reason you’re even here, listening to my tale. If I hadn’t run out of Tender Vittles, for my feline companion, I would never have made the terrible choices that led me on this adventurous nightmare, where I had the worst, best night of my life. And you sick voyeurs wouldn’t be sitting there with your eyes glued to my digital paper.
In this gritty, fast-paced, action packed anti Valentines Day short, one woman’s irrational hatred for all things V-Day will lead her down a treacherous path of poor decision making that lands her in perilous danger.
Kat Crimson
Kat Crimson is the author of sweet, filthy, intelligent smut. Romantic erotica that slips in under your defenses and arouses your mind as much as your middle bits, pausing to touch your heart along the way. She is a friend to all beasts, an accomplished pastry chef and lover of nature.Pick up a FREE copy of SEDUCED BY 2 the first volume in her wildly popular MMF Bisexual Menage Romance Series, and let the addiction begin!
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My Bloody Valentine - Kat Crimson
MY BLOODY VALENTINE
KAT CRIMSON
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This book contains scenes of a graphic sexual nature and is intended for mature audiences only (18+).
All characters depicted in this work of fiction are 18 years of age or older, because of course they are - what kind of a monster do you take me for?
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INTRODUCTION
Not a fan of Valentine's Day? Neither is Val.
In this gritty, fast paced, action packed anti Valentines Day short, one woman's irrational hatred for all things V-Day will lead her down a treacherous path of poor decision making that lands her in perilous danger.
But will this one dark and terrible night also hold the key to her salvation and spell the end of her bitter loneliness?
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MY BLOODY VALENTINE
"F uck Valentine’s Day," I muttered angrily, under my breath so the rest of the people occupying the sidewalk around me wouldn’t think I was bug-fuck nuts, or schizophrenic for talking to myself. I’m sure the expression on my face, alone, was enough to get some of them to wondering.
I cannot even begin to explain how much I loathe Valentine’s Day, though I’m sure many of you will already understand. For those of us who are perpetually left outside the ‘worthy of finding love’ category, Valentine’s is a day that serves only to highlight the lonely misery of our unloved lives.
Normally, I would avoid public places on this putrid holiday and take comfort in the arms of Ben and Jerry, while indulging in a marathon of horror movies and slasher flicks, and reminding myself that St. Valentine