The Distended Table: A Collection of Holiday Favorites
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FOOD! FAMILY! MAYHEM! MURDER! Ah, it must be the holidays!
From the splatter to the surreal, The Distended Table is a buffet for the horror fiction connoisseur!
You'll feast on the delights of a murderous pilgrim, insane Black Friday violence, fast food terrors, a vengeful vegan, a dark seasonal secret in the depths of Belfast City Centre, and many more frightfully delicious dishes!
With horror and humor, and plenty of heart, each serving has a taste all its own! If you love holiday horror or just a great, creepy - or gory or disturbing or outrageous- story, then this collection is sure to satisfy your appetite for trepidation!
Russell Holbrook
Staff writer #001428, Russell Holbrook, writes books, stories, and music exclusively for the glory of Valkos Enterprises Department of Letters and Distractionary Materials. He has been a faithful and steadfast employee of the division since 1989 when, as a teenager, he was moved from his assignment on the conveyor line at the Valkos computer parts recycling supercenter to the Writers of Distractionary Materials warehouse where he continues to occupy his very own desk with an inspirational cactus, under a small window on the 17th floor. He lives in West Mable Town with his legally registered life partner and their five furry children.
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