2022 Miami & South Beach - The Restaurant Enthusiast’s Discriminating Guide
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Andrew Delaplaine is the ultimate Restaurant Enthusiast.
With decades in the food writing business, he has been everywhere and eaten (almost) everything.
"Unlike the 'honest' reviews on sites like Yelp, this writer knows what he's talking about. He's a professional, with decades in the business, not a well-intentioned but clueless amateur."
= Holly Titler, Los Angeles
"This concise guidebook was exactly what I needed to make the most of my limited time in town."
= Tanner Davis, Milwaukee
This is another of his books with spot-on reviews of the most exciting restaurants in town. Some will merit only a line or two, just to bring them to your attention. Others deserve a half page or more.
"The fact that he doesn't accept free meals in exchange for a good review makes all the difference in his sometimes brutally accurate reviews."
= Jerry Adams, El Paso
"Exciting" does not necessarily mean expensive. The area's top spots get the recognition they so richly deserve (and that they so loudly demand), but there are plenty of "sensible alternatives" for those looking for good food handsomely prepared by cooks and chefs who really care what they "plate up" in the kitchen.
For those with a touch of Guy Fieri, Delaplaine ferrets out the best food for those on a budget. That dingy looking dive bar around the corner may serve up one of the juiciest burgers in town, perfect to wash down with a locally brewed craft beer.
Whatever your predilection or taste, cuisine of choice or your budget, you may rely on Andrew Delaplaine not to disappoint.
Delaplaine dines anonymously at the Publisher's expense. No restaurant listed in this series has paid a penny or given so much as a free meal to be included.
Bon Appétit!
Andrew Delaplaine
Delaplaine lives on South Beach, Miami’s Billion Dollar Sandbar. He writes in widely varied fields: screenplays, novels (adult and juvenile) and journalism. He also has a series of Long Weekend Guides covering some 50 cities around the world. Email: andrewdelaplaine@mac.com He writes several series: The “JACK HOUSTON ST. CLAIR” political thriller novels. “THE ADVENTURES OF SHERLOCK HOLMES IV,” a series of novels starring the great-great-grandson of the famous consulting detective. “THE ANNALS OF SANTOPIA” series, an epic that follows a Santa born in 1900 through to his death 82 years later. The AMOS FREEMAN police thrillers. Other novels: “The Trap Door” follows a boy who is taken back in time to 1594 and Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre. “The Meter Maid Murders,” a comic look at a detective trying to nab a serial killer on South Beach who only murders meter maids. Has written and directed three features (one doc, two narrative features), as well as several short films and won several awards for his film work. (See imdb.com for details). His latest film, “Meeting Spencer,” starring Jeffrey Tambor, won the prestigious Milan International Film Festival Award for Best Screenplay. DELAPLAINE’S “LONG WEEKEND” GUIDES These no-nonsense guides contain Delaplaine’s recommendations and advice for travelers visiting these places for 3 or 4 days. As "The Food Enthusiast," he writes a series of restaurants guides, updated annually. He has no hobbies.
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2022 Miami & South Beach - The Restaurant Enthusiast’s Discriminating Guide - Andrew Delaplaine
2022
Miami &
South Beach
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The Restaurant Enthusiast’s
Discriminating Guide
Andrew Delaplaine
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A person wearing a suit and tie Description automatically generatedAndrew Delaplaine is the Restaurant Enthusiast.
When he’s not playing tennis,
he dines anonymously
at the Publisher’s (considerable) expense.
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Senior Editor – James Cubby
A picture containing icon Description automatically generatedCopyright © by Gramercy Park Press - All rights reserved.
Table of Contents
Introduction
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Getting About
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The A to Z Listings
Ridiculously Extravagant
Sensible Alternatives
Quality Bargain Spots
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Nightlife
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MAPS
Map_Miami-DadeCountyMap_SouthBeachMap_Miami_DowntownA picture containing clothing Description automatically generatedINTRODUCTION
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south_of_fifth_aerial2_ copyBy Way of Introduction – Why Miami? Transportation & Tips for Getting Around - Parking Headaches - If Your Car Is Towed - The Best Cab Company - Specific Information During Your Visit - Visitors’ Centers
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BY WAY OF INTRODUCTION
Food, Wine & Travel
I’ve written about food, wine and travel for decades, and while I’ve lived on South Beach since the late-1980s, most of the writing about food and wine had to do with New York or London or Paris, definitely not South Beach. One could write endless travel
pieces about Miami, but the food
and wine
offerings were pretty much limited unless you went to Joe’s Stone Crab for the food and The Forge for the wine.
My, my ... how things have changed.
Miami and South Beach are now year-round destinations. The nightlife industry, the fuel that drives the engine, churns all through the summer, never letting up. Most of the top bars and clubs have licenses that permit them to remain open selling liquor till 5am.
As a butler I once had in London used to say: Raathuur!
Chefs from all over the world have established outposts on South Beach, eager to be part of the scene.
Boutique hotels (the W, the Setai, the Gale, etc.) have flooded in and cranked up the quality of service to the 4- and even 5-Star levels. (Trust me, child, it wasn’t always like this.)
This really is a world-class town. And in this book I will share some things I like about it (and a few I don’t.) This is not a book to tell you how to get from your hometown to Miami International Airport, or from MIA to South Beach. You can figure that out by yourself. (And if you can’t, stay home.)
It’s also not a comprehensive book covering the County. It’s not a phone book or something purporting to cover everything. God forbid. Who’d want to read such a book? No. This, like my other Guides, is my personal take on the scene for visitors, not necessarily residents. Thus, there are no listings for some of the great restaurants I’ve trekked to in South and West Miami. The listings are intentionally brief, so they can be digested fast.
LifeguardStand copy 2WHY MIAMI?
Because it may be the most interesting city in the U.S. There are probably only a handful of cities in America that offer truly distinctive feels,
and by that I mean a unique sensation you get when you’re there that you don’t get anywhere else.
Boston has it, Charleston has it, New York, San Francisco, New Orleans, Chicago, Vegas and a handful of other cities large and small have it. But, to be honest, if you removed my blindfold on a street in Buffalo or Cleveland, I’d have a hard time telling them apart at first glance. (Or even second glance.)
Not so Miami.
And it’s not all sex, drugs and rock ’n roll. (Well ... it’s not, really.) It’s home to some major league cultural institutions, from the Miami City Ballet headed by Edward Villella; the New World Symphony with topper Michael Tilson Thomas, the stupendously successful Art Basel. The off-the-wall collection of tens of thousands of items of decorative and propaganda art assembled by Mickey Wolfson in his Wolfsonian Museum now operated by FIU is worth a trip to Miami all by itself. As is the South Beach Wine & Food Festival pushed to the top of the heap in its category by the relentless energy of Lee Brian Schrager. Schrager and the others have an infectious optimism that has transformed small start-ups into world-class institutions that have made lasting contributions in their fields.
As a young city, these institutions were founded and nurtured by strong-willed individuals. And built from the ground up. If they began with something to prove, they proved it.
But I’m assuming you know why you’re coming here. I’m not here to sell you on the town. If it’s February, it’s probably got a lot more to do with a suntan than with Schumann, and you’re probably more interested in a good mojito than Mozart. And you might not care or even know the difference between a Degas and a Duchamp, a Picasso and a Pissarro. And maybe you are here because of the sex, drugs and rock ’n roll. Whatever.
Let’s face it: how many towns in America let their clubs, bars and dives stay open till 5am selling booze? (And everything else—they don’t call it Sodom by the Sea for nuttin’!)
Miami has an edge. And the edge is what’s most interesting about it, with the hundred different ethnic influences all mixing together to make it so dramatic, Mozart and the ballet notwithstanding.
GETTING ABOUT
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SOUTH BEACH LOCAL BUS
This local shuttle service is the cheapest way to get around South Beach. It stops every 10 or 15 minutes at numerous corners. It’s air-conditioned and only costs 25 cents. (You’ll see signs posted everywhere.) Personally, I use Uber / Lyft to get around, but if I needed to or had a budget, I’d use this service religiously.
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MIAMI HOP-ON HOP-OFF BUS
https://city-sightseeing.com
Visitors to Miami can travel all over Miami and learn about the city at the same time on one of the many red double-decker Hop-On Hop-Off Buses. Buses travel to Downtown Miami, the Design District, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables and beyond. A two-day pass costs $39 allowing you to hop on and hop off at any stop as many times as you wish. For schedules and list of stops.
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BIKES
https://citibikemiami.com
Since most of South Beach is located within one square mile you’ll see locals getting around by skateboard and bicycles. Biking is a viable means of transportation in Miami Beach and there are bicycle stands all over the beach and many well-marked bike lanes. Citi bike, a popular bike sharing system that has partnered with the City of