Robert's Hill (or The Time I Pooped My Snowsuit) and Other Christmas Stories

By Jeremy John

This humorous and heartfelt collection of Christmas tales reflects on the best of the holiday: family, tradition, binge drinking, divorce, and poop.

Robert’s Hill (or The Time I Pooped My Snowsuit) and Other Christmas Stories is the perfect collection for Christmas in the real world. No talking snowman or cute woodland animal who saves Christmas (actually, there is a pigeon who steps in and saves the big day). This selection of heart-warming tales is about the true magic of the season: receiving the ultimate gift only to break it immediately; playing drinking games while watching a holiday special; getting divorced over what seemed like the perfect present. Robert’s Hill even settles the debate on which is the greatest Christmas movie ever made (that’s not it) and finally explains how the candy cane was invented (no one really knows, so why not make it up?). This collection will be enjoyed by everyone or, at least, anyone who still loves Mister Rogers' Neighborhood, missess the toys they had as a kid, and thinks pooping your snowsuit is funny.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dundurn
• Release date: Nov 9, 2021
• ISBN: 9781459749399

Jeremy John

Jeremy John is the sixty-second most famous person from Brantford, Ontario. (Look it up. There are a lot.) He has written three collections of short stories that he (and only he) calls "The Poop Trilogy." He currently lives with his wife and kids (plus a dog he pretends not to like) in Sudbury, Ontario.

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