Ben Jonson’s Every Man in His Humor (Folio Version 1616): A Retelling
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This is an easy-to-read retelling of Ben Jonson's EVERY MAN IN HIS HUMOR. People who read this retelling first will find reading the original play much easier.
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Ben Jonson’s Every Man in His Humor (Folio Version 1616) - David Bruce
Ben Jonson’s
Every Man in His Humor
(Folio Version 1616):
A Retelling
David Bruce
Copyright 2021 by Bruce D. Bruce
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The photograph depicts an intelligent girl with an intelligent boy in his humor. The time is Christmas, and the intelligent boy’s humor is to be a reindeer. (As the play will show, not everyone with a humor is intelligent.)
A humor can be a fancy or a whim.
Dedicated to Carl Eugene Bruce and Josephine Saturday Bruce
***
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In this retelling, as in all my retellings, I have tried to make the work of literature accessible to modern readers who may lack some of the knowledge about mythology, religion, and history that the literary work’s contemporary audience had.
Do you know a language other than English? If you do, I give you permission to translate this book, copyright your translation, publish or self-publish it, and keep all the royalties for yourself. (Do give me credit, of course, for the original retelling.)
I would like to see my retellings of classic literature used in schools, so I give permission to the country of Finland (and all other countries) to buy one copy of this eBook and give copies to all students forever. I also give permission to the state of Texas (and all other states) to buy one copy of this eBook and give copies to all students forever. I also give permission to all teachers to buy one copy of this eBook and give copies to all students forever.
Teachers need not actually teach my retellings. Teachers are welcome to give students copies of my eBooks as background material. For example, if they are teaching Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey, teachers are welcome to give students copies of my Virgil’s Aeneid: A Retelling in Prose and tell students, Here’s another ancient epic you may want to read in your spare time.
CAST OF CHARACTERS
KNOWELL an old gentleman
EDWARD KNOWELL his son
BRAINWORM the father’s (Old Knowell’s) serving-man
MASTER STEPHEN a country gull, Old Knowell’s nephew and Edward’s cousin. A gull is a simpleton.
GEORGE DOWNRIGHT a plain squire. A squire is a gentleman. Half-brother to Wellbred. Squire Downright is the older half-brother.
WELLBRED Squire Downright’s half-brother and Dame Kitely’s brother
JUSTICE CLEMENT an old merry magistrate
ROGER FORMAL his clerk, a young man
THOMAS KITELY a merchant
DAME KITELY Kitely’s wife and Wellbred’s sister and Squire Downright’s sister. She must be half-sister to either Wellbred or Squire Downright, but the play doesn’t identify which one.
MISTRESS BRIDGET Kitely’s sister
MASTER MATTHEW the town gull
THOMAS CASH Kitely’s serving-man
OLIVER COB a water-bearer. Water-bearers carried water from conduits to individual houses.
TIB his wife.
CAPTAIN BOBADILL a St. Paul’s man. St. Paul’s was a place to loiter and to meet people.
SERVANTS and ATTENDANTS
THE SCENE: LONDON
NOTES:
This society believed that the mixture of four humors in the body determined one’s temperament. One humor could be predominant. The four humors are blood, yellow bile, black bile, and phlegm. If blood is predominant, then the person is sanguine (active, optimistic). If yellow bile is predominant, then the person is choleric (bad-tempered). If black bile is predominant, then the person is melancholic (sad). If phlegm is predominant, then the person is phlegmatic (calm, apathetic, indolent).
A humor can be a personal characteristic. For example, Edward, Old Knowell’s son, has the humor of being devoted to the acquisition of impractical knowledge such as poetry.
A humor can also be a fancy or a whim.
The word humor
was an in-vogue word in Ben Jonson’s day. He may have used it in his title for that reason.
According to Wikipedia, "Humorism began to fall out of favor in the 1850s with the advent of germ theory, which was able to show that many diseases previously thought to be humoral were in fact caused by pathogens."
Humorism has no part in modern medicine.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humorism#
In this society, a person of higher rank would use thou,
thee,
thine,
and thy
when referring to a person of lower rank. (These terms were also used affectionately and between equals.) A person of lower rank would use you
and your
when referring to a person of higher rank.
Sirrah
was a title used to address someone of a social rank inferior to the speaker. Friends, however, could use it to refer to each other.
The year the play Every Man in His Humor was first performed was 1598, and that is likely the year that the play is set.
The reference to Tilley in 4.8 is to this book:
Tilley, M.P. A Dictionary of Proverbs in England in the Sixteenth and Centuries. Ann Arbor, Michigan: University of Michigan Press, 1950.
CHAPTER 1
— 1.1 —
Old Knowell and Brainworm talked together outside his house in Hoxton. Knowell was an old gentleman, and Brainworm was his serving-man.
A goodly — fair — day is coming, and a fresh morning!
Old Knowell said. Brainworm, call up your young master. Bid him rise, sir. Tell him I have some business to employ him.
The young master was Edward, Old Knowell’s son.
I will, sir, at once,
Brainworm said.
But listen, sirrah,
Old Knowell said. If he is studying, don’t disturb him.
Very well, sir,
Brainworm said.
He exited to carry out his errand.
Alone, Old Knowell said to himself:
"How happy now I should esteem myself if I could by any means wean the boy from one vain course of study he is devoted to! He is a scholar, if a man may trust the liberal, generous voice of reputation in her report. He is of good reputation in both our universities, Oxford and Cambridge, both of which have favored him with degrees. But their indulgence must not produce in me a foolish, doting opinion that he cannot err.
"I myself was once a student and, indeed, I was fed with the self-same humor he is now, dreaming on nothing but idle poetry, that fruitless and unprofitable art, good to none, but least of all to its professors and practitioners, which then I thought the mistress and reigning authority of all knowledge.
But since then, time and the truth have awakened my judgment, and reason has taught me better to distinguish the vain from the useful learnings.
Like many people, Old Knowell wanted knowledge to be practical. He did not believe in ars gratia artis: art for the sake of art. His son, Edward, however, reveled in art.
Master Stephen, who was Old Knowell’s nephew and Edward’s first cousin, entered the scene. This society, however, used the word cousin
to mean a close relative. For example, Old Knowell now used the word to refer to Master Stephen, who was his nephew.
Cousin Stephen!
Old Knowell said. What is the news with you that brings you here so early?
Nothing but only to come to see how you are, uncle,
Master Stephen said.
That’s kindly done,
Old Knowell said. You are welcome, coz.
The word coz
meant cousin
and relative
and sometimes close friend.
Aye, I know that, sir,
Master Stephen said. I would not have come otherwise. How is my cousin Edward, uncle?
Oh, he is well, coz,
Old Knowell said. Go in and see him. I suspect he is barely stirring yet.
Uncle, before I go in, can you tell me whether he has any book of the sciences of hawking and hunting?
Master Stephen said. I would like to borrow it.
Why, I hope you will not be a-hawking now, will you?
Old Knowell said.
The hunting season was almost over.
No, wusse — of course — but I’ll practice in preparation for next year, uncle,
Master Stephen said. I have bought myself a hawk and a hood and bells and all. I lack nothing but a book to teach me how to train and care for it.
Hawks were blindfolded with a hood that was taken off so they could hunt. Bells attached to their legs made sounds to help hunters keep track of the hawk’s location.
Oh, that is most ridiculous!
Old Knowell said.
Nay, look now, you are angry, uncle,
Master Stephen said. Why, you know, if a man does not have knowledge of the hawking and hunting terminology nowadays, I’ll not give a rush for him.
A rush is a reed; it is of little worth.
Master Stephen continued, The hawking and hunting terminology is more studied than the Greek or the Latin. He is qualified for no gallant’s company without that knowledge; and, by gad’s lid, I scorn, aye, so I do, to be a consort for every humdrum, commonplace fellow.
Gad’s lid
means By God’s eyelid.
It is an oath.
Soon Master Stephen would say, ’Slid,
which means By God’s eyelid.
It is another oath.
This society was against blasphemy and therefore invented these oaths.
Master Stephen continued:
"Hang them, the scoundrels! There’s nothing worthwhile in them in the world.
"Why do you talk about it? Because I dwell at Hoxton, shall I keep company with none but the archers of Finsbury, or the citizens who come hunting ducks with water-spaniels to Islington Ponds?
A fine jest, in faith! ’Slid, a gentleman must show himself like a gentleman. Uncle, I hope that you are not angry. I know what I have to do, I trust. I am no novice.
He wanted to be a fashionable young fellow.
Old Knowell replied:
"You are a prodigal, absurd coxcomb — a fool. Bah! Nay, never look at me with that expression; it’s I who am speaking.
Take it as you will, sir. I’ll not flatter you. Haven’t you yet found means enough to waste that which your friends have left you, but you must go and cast away your money on a kite and don’t know how to keep it when you have purchased it?
A kite is a bird of prey that was regarded as having less worth than a hawk. A proverb stated, It is impossible to make a good hawk of a kite.
Old Knowell continued:
"Oh, it’s ‘comely’! This will make you a gentleman!
"Well, cousin, well, I see you are completely past hope of all reclaim.
Aye, so, now you are told of it, you look another way.
What would you have me do?
Master Stephen asked.
Old Knowell replied:
"What would I have you do? I’ll tell you, kinsman:
"Learn to be wise and practice how to thrive, I would have you do that, and not to spend your money on every bauble — trifle — that you fancy, or every foolish brain-notion that humors you.
"I would not have you invade each place, nor thrust yourself on all societies, until men’s affections or your own desert and merit would worthily invite you to your social rank.
"He who is so heedless in his behavior often sells his reputation at a cheap market.
Nor would I have you melt away yourself in flashy, showy finery, lest, while you affect to make a blaze of gentlemanly behavior to the world, a little puff of scorn would extinguish it and leave you like an ill-smelling wick, whose property — its essential quality — is only to offend.
Master Stephen was melting away his wealth by spending it on flashy, showy clothing like a candle melting away by spending its wick and wax on a blaze of light.
Knowell continued:
"I’d have you sober and contain yourself, so that your sail isn’t bigger than your boat.
"I would have you instead moderate your expenses now at first, so that you may keep the same proportion always.
Nor would I have you stand so much on and assert your gentility, which is an airy and mere borrowed thing from dead men’s dust and bones, and none of yours unless you make or hold it.
Old Knowell did not want his nephew, Master Stephen, to spend all his money now on acting like a wealthy gentleman. Rather, it would be best to moderate his expenses now so that he would have money to live on throughout his life.
Hearing a noise, Old Knowell asked, Who is coming here?
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A servant entered the scene and said, God save you, gentlemen.
Master Stephen said:
Nay, we do not stand much on our gentility, friend.
Yet you are welcome, and I assure you that my uncle here is a man with an income of a thousand pounds a year, his income from Middlesex land. He has but one son in all the world; I am his next heir after his son, according to the common law, Master Stephen, as simple as I stand here, if my cousin should die, as there’s hope he will.
By simple,
Master Stephen meant a direct inheritor,
but readers may be forgiven if they think that Master Stephen is simple-minded.
Most people would not talk about the hope of a cousin dying, and certainly not in the presence of the cousin’s father.
Master Stephen continued, I have a pretty considerable living of my own, too, besides, close by here.
A living is property from which the owner receives income.
The servant replied, In good time, sir.
In good time
means certainly,
but the phrase can be used ironically, as if saying, Yeah, whatever.
Master Stephen thought that the servant was saying the phrase ironically and therefore mocking him.
‘In good time, sir’?
Master Stephen said. Why, and in very good time, sir. You do not flout and mock me, friend, do you?
Not I, sir,
the servant said.
Not you, sir?
Master Stephen said. You had best not be, sir. If you should, here are those who can perceive it, and that quickly, too. Bah. And they can give it again soundly, too, if need be.
Why, sir, let this satisfy you,
the servant said. In good faith, I had no such intent to mock you.
Sir, if I thought you had, I would talk with you, and that immediately,
Master Stephen said.
The talking
would consist of insults.
Good Master Stephen, so you may, sir, at your pleasure,
the servant said.
And so I would, sir, my ‘good,’ saucy fellow, if you were outside of my uncle’s grounds, I can tell you — though I do not stand upon my gentility, neither, in it,
Master Stephen said.
If Master Stephen were to challenge the servant to a fight while the servant was a visitor on Old Knowell’s property, that would be an insult to Old Knowell.
Cousin, cousin, will this never be left off?
Old Knowell said. Will it never end?
Master Stephen said, Whoreson, base fellow! A menial serving-man! By this cudgel, if it were not for shame, I would —
It would be a disgrace for a young gentleman such as Master Stephen to fight a servant. Higher-born people did not fight lower-born people — they were too proud to do so.
Old Knowell said:
"What would you do, you peremptory gull — you utter fool? If you cannot be quiet, get away from here! You see that the honest man conducts himself modestly towards you, giving no reply to your unseasonable, immature quarrelling and rude name-calling. And still you are in a huff, with a kind of bearing as void of intelligence as of humanity.
"Go, get yourself inside! Before heaven, I am ashamed that thou have a kinsman’s claim on me — I am