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The Outer Space Joke Book
By Sean Connolly and Kay Barnham
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Q: What do aliens cook their breakfasts on?
A: Unidentified frying objects
Lighten the atmosphere with this hilarious collection of 140 space-themed jokes. Young readers can pun about Pluto, Martians and astronauts with this brilliantly illustrated joke book, including knock-knock jokes, one-liners and more. They are out of this world!
ABOUT THE SERIES: Laugh Out Loud is a vibrant and dynamic joke book series for kids. Featuring a variety of exciting themes, these titles build general knowledge and their playful jokes are great to share with family and friends. Perfect for kids aged 5+.
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The Outer Space Joke Book - Sean Connolly
Laugh Out Loud! The Outer Space Joke Book by Sean Connolly and Kay Barnham
Contents
Jokes
Glossary
Further Reading
Jokes
Where do you find black holes?
In black socks.
What makes you think my son could be an astronaut?
He has nothing but space between his ears!
Did you hear about the woman who went in for plastic surgery, and came out looking like a Martian?
She told the surgeon she wanted to look like a million dollars, so he made her face all green and crinkly!
Which weighs the most, a full Moon or a half Moon?
A half Moon, because a full Moon is much lighter!
How do you get
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