To Stir Crazy and Back
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John J. Spadafora is at the peak of his financial career when his wife – distraught that he’s forgotten the meaning of life – plans a vacation that changes their lifestyle and drives her husband stir crazy.
The city boy ends up buying a 213-acre dairy farm along with five cows that he spends three months trying to track down after they escape.
His new life becomes a nightmare, and his huge barn catches fire. He gets lost on his own property – and the fact that his neighbors have to find him is the least of his embarrassments.
Local residents are convinced that the author is part of the Mafia because he pays for everything with crisp hundred dollar bills – and they always ask what he’s doing.
After five months of catastrophes, he begins talking to the trees, and by the sixth month, the trees start talking back. Finally, his wife realizes he needs to return to the city to regain his sanity.
Join the author on a hilarious journey that proves that you can go stir crazy and come back again.
John J. Spadafora
After Graduating from the University Of South Florida and entering the sciences world as a Chemist John was faced with a major turning point in his life. American Cyanamid, his employer, faced with government resolve to update its Florida Chemical plant or shut it down decided to layoff this Chemical Plant location. NASA also had a very large layoff and it became very hard to stay in the science world. Redirecting his efforts to Pharmaceutical Sales became monumental in having him realize he was a people person and cloistered lab life would never again enter his radar. Enjoying sales and investing became his new efforts, earning him enough money to undertake this unbelievable adventure as portrayed in this book.
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To Stir Crazy and Back - John J. Spadafora
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ISBN: 978-1-9736-7646-1 (sc)
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WestBow Press rev. date: 07/31/2020
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
T his book was started at the request of many friends I have met at various parties. Somehow, I began to tell the story to one or two people casually. The next thing I noticed is that I had the attention of everyone. They then implored me to tell the whole story. Needless to say I was elated that it was received with such warmth and laughter.
I finally decided to write the book but after I wrote 3 chapters a family crisis arose, and the book got shelved. Many years went by and my eldest daughter Kelly asked me to finish writing the book. After much persistence she made me sit down every Thursday for 2 hours and complete the book.
I can’t thank her enough for her persistence. From then on, many family members have tried to encourage and help make sure it came to fruition. Thank you all for caring.
Contents
Chapter 1 Vacation
Chapter 2 Move to the Farm
Chapter 3 Introduction to the Village
Chapter 4 Bats in the Belfry
Chapter 5 The Calm before the Storm
Chapter 6 The Cows Jumped over the Moon
Chapter 7 Talking Trees
Chapter 8 We’re Outta Here
Chapter 1
VACATION
T his story begins in Florida in the summer of 1974. I had a full-time job as a pharmaceutical salesman while actively investing in real estate. Real estate investments were very profitable, so I was making excellent money. Profits were more than modest and steady. All my efforts were directed toward making money.
Although I had a wonderful wife and two adoring daughters, I ate, slept, and drank making money. As financial goals were set and achieved, I still felt something was missing. The investments started small and gradually became larger. Life’s challenge was all about the money, but the eagerness to get there was wearing away. The question Is it worth it?
seemed to keep popping up.
I kept asking myself, Is this really what I want to do? Work hard just to make money?
Somehow life didn’t seem complete. The money wasn’t creating enough satisfaction. While I enjoyed making the money and seemed really happy, my wife felt things really needed to change. She didn’t tell me; she just kept things to herself and devised a plan that would change the course of our lives in such a marked way that the battle wounds are still not healed twenty years later.
It started with her innocent request. Honey, do you think we could take a trip to Pennsylvania?
I didn’t find this question unreasonable. A visit to her relatives in a northern state didn’t make me feel threatened. I was grounded in Florida. My father had moved our family from Massachusetts when I was young, and remembering those cold winters made me thankful for my father’s decision. To this day, as I recall the beautiful, sunshiny days and the sparkling waters of Florida, I still wonder how I could have been coaxed away from such a tropical paradise. I was truly spoiled. From time to time, our family went north to visit, and my feeling that I was living where I wanted to be was reinforced. I found it hard to understand why people in the North didn’t move south to a warmer climate, especially Florida.
My wife couldn’t help but notice how distant from her idea of marital bliss and storybook family life I was. But she didn’t know how to change me. So only as a woman can, she convinced her man to take a family trip. After six years of marriage, this would be our first vacation. It wouldn’t be an extravagant one. It would be an automobile adventure. We played games, we sang, and we had fun. But it wasn’t too much fun to stop at almost every other restroom with two small children taking turns asking for a potty stop. Once we reached Pennsylvania, I noticed how green everything was. It was rich and lush and a deep green. Florida, by contrast, was sandy and dry.
We enjoyed our stay with her relatives, and everyone seemed to have a good time. We tried to help them with some small chores and show appreciation for their wonderful hospitality. After we were there for a few days, Gloria, my wife, asked me whether I wanted to see where she had grown up. She wanted to share with me some of the places that had meant so much to her as a child. Again, not suspecting anything, I was game.
She directed me to a city called Somerset, where we found a big field on the outskirts. Her face took on an immediate glow. She asked me to stop the car, and she immediately got the children out. The next thing I knew, all of them were running through the tall grass, giggling, frolicking, and just having a grand time. I joined them. The wind blowing in our faces was unusual because we just never did anything like this in Florida. Don’t misunderstand me. Florida was exciting, and there were things to do. But you just didn’t go running through a field. You see, there are sandspurs in Florida, and if you ever got one stuck to your skin, you would never think about walking through a field again.
This different outlook had an effect on us, especially my wife. Her secret plan was starting to work. She then commented that we should visit some small towns in the area just to see what they were like. Our first stop was a town called Ligonier. This was truly a town out of a storybook. In the center of town was the square with a gazebo large enough for a good-sized band to perform there; at least I imagined that might be its purpose. The streets and sidewalks that surrounded the gazebo were made of cobblestone. And at every corner of the center of this town, there were stores that just beckoned you to enter them.
The ice cream shop, with its freshly painted pastel colors of ice cream, defied you not to enter it. The Italian restaurant was so small and quaint that you just knew an old couple from Italy had to run it. The town hall probably had the most prominence, yet its scale didn’t dwarf the rest of the central area. The butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker all seemed to be where they should be, placed in a Currier and Ives picture. We got caught up in the excitement. You couldn’t just drive through this town; you wanted to be part of it.
We spent most of the day immersed in the town of Ligonier. Finally, Gloria suggested we see more of the countryside. I readily agreed. The outing