Chicken Pops and Weasels: Funny Sayings from Young Children

By Kitty Mears

Children are precious, uniquely designed, and, at times, quite funny. Kids have a talent for telling it like it is. In Chicken Pops and Weasels, author Kitty Mears offers a collection of stories that schoolchildren said to her during her many years of classroom teaching in both public and private schools.

These selections include how children applied their own creative minds to solve questions from mathematics to reading, and it also offers kids views on their family issues. From health care, to church, to school, children have their own thoughts and opinions about how they perceive life, often providing a humorous look at their world.

Entertaining and insightful, Chicken Pops and Weasels encourages all to relish small, comedic moments in their daily lives.

• Language: English
• Publisher: WestBow Press
• Release date: Jun 15, 2018
• ISBN: 9781973629863

Kitty Mears

Kitty Mears earned a degree in Christian education from Emmanuel College of Christian Ministries and a masters degree in education from Gardner-Webb University. She spent thirty-one years as a classroom teacher in public and private schools in North Carolina. Mears and her husband, Wayne, live in Mt. Airy, North Carolina, and currently work as associate pastors at a church in Claudville, Virginia.

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Scripture taken from the King James Version of the Bible.

ISBN: 978-1-9736-2987-0 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-9736-2986-3 (e)

Library of Congress Control Number: 2018906443

WestBow Press rev. date: 06/13/2018

Contents

Bible Stories

School Matters

New Year’s Resolutions from First Graders

Favorite Recipes from First Graders

Health Care

After School Hours

To my wonderful husband, Wayne

Thank you for your encouragement during this process and for all those evenings eating takeout and leftovers so I could spend more time on this