Tales with a Twist
By Ira E. Delk
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Ira E. Delk
Ed Delk was born in the small town of Weldon, Iowa, the fifth of the nine children of Bernice and Charles Delk. He obtained a BA degree from Drake University, a JD degree from the University of Iowa, and an MBA degree from the University of South Dakota. He practiced corporate law in Sioux City, Iowa, for thirty-two years. He retired as senior vice president and general counsel. He and Barbara, his wife of sixty-three years, moved to Bella Vista, Arkansas, where he took writing classes at the University of Arkansas and Northwest Arkansas Community College. He and Barbara have two children, eight grandchildren, and fourteen great-grandchildren.
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Tales with a Twist - Ira E. Delk
Copyright © 2015 Ira E. Ed
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WestBow Press rev. date: 9/23/2015
Contents
Prepare to Meet Your Maker
The Poor You Will Always Have with You
Confession Is Good for the Soul
Listen Up
Giddy Up, Whoa
A Rose by Any Other Name
The Heart of the Matter
Important Things in Life
You Don’t Say
Oops
Oh, Well
What’s That Again?
It’s a Miracle
One Too Many
Lettuce, Cabbage, Etc.
Punt!
Oh, by the Way
Where There’s a Way, There’s a Will
Book Worm
Ask and It Shall Be Given unto You
Not So Fast
What Did You Say?
All the Little Birdies Go Chirp, Chirp, Chirp
Oh Ye of Little Faith
Out of the Mouths of Babes
Let’s Think about It
What’s Your Handicap?
Get Your Priorities Straight
A Life Together
Last Rites
This collection of short stories is
dedicated to Ann Gray, publisher of 2NJoy magazine, whose advice and encouragement have greatly influenced my writing career. I owe her more than I can ever repay
Prepare to Meet Your Maker
A mbrose Baxter III was a true gentleman in every sense of the word. His neighbors found him generous and gracious. His acquaintances saw him as polite and caring. He gave of himself to his community and his church. He smiled often and refused to give offense, which caused everyone he knew to respect and admire him. In short, he was the kind of person we would hope to be.
Ambrose came from the old school. He believed that one should look one’s best at all times. This was particularly true when it came to church. Ambrose always dressed in a suit and tie to attend church, whether it was Sunday-morning worship, Sunday-evening prayer service, or Wednesday-evening Bible study. Because he always dressed immaculately, he had many different suits. He seldom wore the same one twice in the same month.
Lately, Ambrose was having a problem. He seemed to feel a bit dizzy each Sunday in church. Maybe it was his age. Maybe he was just tired. But it bothered him. He had not had any severe health problems before.
The matter came to a head one Sunday morning while he was standing for a hymn. Ambrose collapsed. The service was interrupted while an ambulance was called and Ambrose was taken to the hospital. After an examination, the emergency-room doctor could find no problem. He was held overnight, but there was no reoccurrence. The following week, Ambrose did not feel like his old self. He seemed to be just a wee bit dizzy and light-headed.
The next Sunday, Ambrose did not stand during the hymns. He just sat. His behavior was noted by most in the congregation. That evening at the prayer service, he passed out again. This time, no ambulance was called, but he was again taken to the hospital. Again, the emergency-room doctor could find no problem. He did, however, suggest that Ambrose see a specialist. An appointment was made, and Ambrose saw a neurologist. The diagnosis was the same: there was no problem.
Ambrose was now convinced that he was suffering from some rare disease unknown to medical science and that he would surely die. He had to be prepared so there would be no burden on the family.
First he made an appointment with his pastor. He explained that he wished to make arrangements for his funeral service so that it would be taken care of when he died, as he surely would. His pastor listened while Ambrose set forth what he wanted. First an old favorite hymn that wasn’t sung much anymore: The Old Rugged Cross.
Then a second hymn, a newer one: Great Is Thy Faithfulness.
He thought it appropriate that the Twenty-third Psalm be read. And finally, he mentioned several things in his life that should be included in the meditation. He asked if he had missed anything. His pastor didn’t think so. He believed that he could perform a beautiful service, but he didn’t think it would be anytime soon. Ambrose disagreed.
Ambrose next went to the local cemetery. He selected a plot near an old sugar maple. He thought it would be a beautiful backdrop for his final resting place. He purchased it and at the same time paid for the opening, the vault, and the stone. He selected the wording for the stone so that all that remained was to carve the final date. He was satisfied that the arrangements were appropriate.
He next visited the funeral home, where he selected a beautiful casket. It was lined with satin and had a shiny, bronze finish. He was pleased that it